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Sorry.

2
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I don't speak English
very well.

3
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I'm from Roma.

4
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My job,
as you can see,

5
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is to see that
the traffic move.

6
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I stand up here,
and I see everything.

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All people.

8
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I see life.

9
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In this city,
all is a story.

10
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<i>See that young man
0 over there?</i>

11
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<i>He's a Roman</i>

12
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<i>Michelangelo.</i>

13
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Oh, uh, scusi.

14
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Um, Fontana di Trevi?

15
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Uh, so it's two blocks.

16
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Uh-huh, two blocks.

17
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- And then across
the piazza.

18
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- Okay, and that's
Piazza Mignanelli...

19
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- No. No. - Okay, no,
Piazza di Spagna is this...

20
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- No, so this is Piazza Venezia.
- No. Okay.

21
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Okay. Right?
- Look, I'll show you.

22
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This is Piazza...

23
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- Yeah, I don't...
I don't know.

24
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- Look,
you know what?

25
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I'm going that way.
I can show you.

26
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- Thank you.
Thank you so much.

27
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You speak
very good English.

28
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- That's because
of my work.

29
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I visit New York often.

30
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- Oh, that's where
I'm from. - Oh.

31
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- What do you do?
- I'm a lawyer.

32
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- And you are,
let me guess, a tourist.

33
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- For the summer.
I'm Hayley.

34
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- Hi. Michelangelo.
- Hi.

35
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It's been
an unbelievable summer.

36
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What you read about
in all those romantic novels.

37
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American goes to Rome,

38
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meets handsome Roman
at Trevi Fountain.

39
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He's utterly adorable.

40
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<i>Now, Antonio and Milly</i>

41
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<i>were also a young couple
in love.</i>

42
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<i>They married
in the little town of Pordenone</i>

43
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<i>and came to Rome
for their honeymoon</i>

44
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<i>with plans
to settle there.</i>

45
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<i>And then there was
that well-known American architect</i>

46
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<i>concluding his vacation
with a few days in Home.</i>

47
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<i>And, finally,</i>

48
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<i>we meet
Leapoldo Pisanello,</i>

49
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<i>an average Roman citizen
of the middle class.</i>

50
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<i>Dependable, agreeable,
predictable.</i>

51
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Everything
happened so fast.

52
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- I can't wait
to bring you home

53
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and introduce you
to my parents.

54
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- I can't wait
to meet them.

55
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This looks delicious.

56
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<i>Buona, Mamma.</i>

57
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- And what do you do,
Hayley?

58
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I'm self-employed.

59
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I help clients find art.

60
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My background
is in Fine Arts.

61
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He's lawyer.

62
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I'm very proud.

63
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All my children.

64
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I work night and day
so they get education.

65
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We want to meet
your parents.

66
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They come to Rome?

67
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Well, yes.

68
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As a matter of fact,
they're on their way.

69
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<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

70
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<i>we are beginning our descent into
Fiumicino Airport in Rome.</i>

71
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<i>We may experience
some turbulence.</i>

72
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<i>Please keep
your seat belts fastened</i>

73
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<i>and make sure all trays
are in an upright position.</i>

74
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Great. Turbulence.
My favorite.

75
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- No, if you'd just relax
and stop clenching your fists.

76
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- I can't unclench
when there's turbulence.

77
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You know
I'm an atheist.

78
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I don't like this.

79
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It's bumping.
The plane is bumping.

80
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I don't like when
it moves like...

81
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- I can't wait
to meet her fiance.

82
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- You know,
he's a Communist.

83
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- No, there's not even
a Communist party here anymore.

84
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No, he's just
very, very left.

85
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- Hey, listen,
I was very left

86
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when I was his age, too,

87
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but I was never
a Communist.

88
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Well... I couldn't
share a bathroom.

89
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No, he's not a Communist.

90
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He's just a do-gooder.

91
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<i>- What does
it mean, "a do-gooder"?</i>

92
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- Well, he's not into
material possessions, you know?

93
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- Well, well, look,
if she's going to marry an Italian,

94
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I want her to marry
somebody with...

95
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You know, with
material possessions,

96
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with a yacht,
with a couple of Ferraris,

97
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with a villa
in Sardinia.

98
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You know, don't you
want our little Hayley

99
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to marry
into Eurotrash?

100
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<i>Oh, I don't like it.</i>

101
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I don't like when
the plane does that.

102
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- Just stop it. Stop it.
- It's not... I can't...

103
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- Just relax. Okay?
- I don't like that.

104
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I get a bad feeling in...

105
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<i>- Breathe.
- Okay.</i>

106
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<i>Grazie.</i>

107
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Do you like it? - I love it.

108
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- It's late.
My uncles and aunts will be here.

109
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We have to hurry.

110
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Will they like me?

111
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What are you worried about?

112
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You're beautiful. Just be yourself.
Don't worry.

113
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They're important people.
Perhaps a bit severe.

114
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But don't let it throw you,
they're nice.

115
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Starting next week
I'll be working in their firm...

116
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...and I don't want to say or do
anything that could jeopardize...

117
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...his wonderful opportunity
they're giving us.

118
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It'll be fine. You'll impress them.

119
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- You think so?
- I know so.

120
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About your question on the train,
yes, I'll miss Pordenone...

121
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...but this position is too good
to turn down.

122
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Think, Milly, if all goes well,
we will be living in Rome...

123
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...entering society,
having children.

124
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And maybe one day
we will own a villa like my uncles.

125
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- I have to get my hair done.
I look like a small town school teacher.

126
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I want to look chic.

127
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- It's late.
Do you have to go now?

128
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- I'll be right back.
- I don't want them waiting for us.

129
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- Okay. But hurry.
- I will.

130
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<i>Ciao.</i>

131
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Hurry.

132
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I'm sorry, the salon is booked up.

133
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Is there another one near here?

134
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Exit the hotel, go right,
down two blocks and to the left.

135
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Past the archway, on the right,
you'll see a small bridge.

136
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Cross the bridge, go left,
and you'll see it on the right.

137
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<i>Grazie.</i>

138
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The food is better
than Malibu, I'll say that.

139
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<i>- I can't wait to do
some sightseeing.</i>

140
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- Oh, John can
show us around.

141
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He used to live here.

142
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Oh, God, Carol.

143
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That was 30 years ago.
- So?

144
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It must have
been great then.

145
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Yeah, it was fabulous.

146
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- I was young and in love
and a complete fool.

147
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- But it's the Eternal City.
It never changes.

148
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And I, too, want
to go see the ruins.

149
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It is Rome, after all.

150
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- All those old ruins
just depress me.

151
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<i>I get Ozymandias
melancholia.</i>

152
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Besides, I saw it all
when I lived here.

153
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- So we'll leave you,
and then we'll hook up later.

154
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Okay?
Okay.

155
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- I'm just not
a good sightseer.

156
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I prefer just to walk
the little streets.

157
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<i>”Ozymandias melancholia. "</i>

158
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Where'd you get
that phrase?

159
00:09:22,913 --> 00:09:24,165
What...

160
00:09:24,247 --> 00:09:27,296
Excuse me, are you...
Are you John Foy?

161
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- Yes. How did you
know that?

162
00:09:30,921 --> 00:09:33,049
<i>- No, I recognized your picture
from the Herald Tribune.</i>

163
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You design all those
shopping malls.

164
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- That's how
you think of me?

165
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No, I'm an architect.

166
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Studying to be,
anyhow.

167
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- Really?
- Yeah.

168
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You working
on a project in Rome?

169
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No, a vacation.

170
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I lived in Rome for a year when
I was your age.

171
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Really? Where?

172
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Here... Trastevere.

173
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Yeah, I live here.

174
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I'm on
Via dei Neofiti.

175
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- That's my old
stomping ground.

176
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I've been wandering
around all day.

177
00:09:56,947 --> 00:09:57,948
I can't seem to find it.

178
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- Really? No, it's literally
two blocks up to the left.

179
00:10:01,993 --> 00:10:03,791
Well, I...

180
00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:05,213
What?

181
00:10:05,288 --> 00:10:07,006
Do you want me to...
You want me to show you?

182
00:10:07,082 --> 00:10:09,335
- I don't know
if I should revisit it.

183
00:10:11,461 --> 00:10:13,805
But... Okay.

184
00:10:14,673 --> 00:10:15,970
Why not?

185
00:10:21,138 --> 00:10:23,982
I saw this honey for half the price.

186
00:10:25,559 --> 00:10:27,186
Finish your breakfast.

187
00:10:28,019 --> 00:10:30,442
- I'm not hungry.
- You have to eat.

188
00:10:30,605 --> 00:10:32,198
Where is Camilla?

189
00:10:32,524 --> 00:10:35,243
You know why there's
so much unemployment?

190
00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:39,032
Because people are being replaced
by advanced technology.

191
00:10:39,990 --> 00:10:41,742
What's on the movie page?

192
00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:44,707
- Eat! Here's Camilla.
You're always late.

193
00:11:03,472 --> 00:11:05,691
If you ask me,
the way the world is going...

194
00:11:05,974 --> 00:11:08,022
...one day the whole planet
will be speaking Chinese.

195
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:09,815
No one's asking you.

196
00:11:10,812 --> 00:11:14,862
- No one care what you or I think
We just have to pay taxes.

197
00:11:16,568 --> 00:11:17,660
Look, look!

198
00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:19,412
Here she comes.

199
00:11:19,988 --> 00:11:21,990
- Where was she
when we had the blackout...

200
00:11:22,157 --> 00:11:24,376
...and I was stuck in the elevator
for two hours?

201
00:11:24,618 --> 00:11:26,962
Oh to be young and single,
or at least single.

202
00:11:27,621 --> 00:11:29,794
Did you see her do that? Beautiful.

203
00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:32,300
- You still wouldn't have a chance.
- Why not?

204
00:11:32,542 --> 00:11:34,385
She takes her weekends with the boss.

205
00:11:35,587 --> 00:11:37,510
- Since when?
- Since always.

206
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,508
<i>- If you ask me...
- What, again?</i>

207
00:11:39,758 --> 00:11:42,352
What, I can't say one thing?
If you ask me...

208
00:11:43,094 --> 00:11:46,598
It's an enigmatic film.
Very interesting.

209
00:11:47,182 --> 00:11:49,731
<i>Beautiful.
Better than The King's Speech.</i>

210
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,396
- Oh, come on!
- I didn't get it.

211
00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:56,863
The director didn't want you
to understand. Life's a mystery...

212
00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,403
...the atmospheric cinematography.
Did you see that shot?

213
00:12:00,654 --> 00:12:03,328
If I could vote
there would be no question...

214
00:12:03,615 --> 00:12:06,619
- But you don't vote.
- I don't vote, but if I could...

215
00:12:07,953 --> 00:12:11,457
- I hear Brad Pitt and Angelina
are in town promoting a movie.

216
00:12:11,790 --> 00:12:13,542
Do you think it's Brad Pitt?

217
00:12:14,042 --> 00:12:17,421
<i>This week we'll interviewing Tony Blair...</i>

218
00:12:17,629 --> 00:12:21,350
<i>...the winner of the Miss Universe
contest and Johnny Depp.</i>

219
00:12:24,094 --> 00:12:26,438
Oh, my God.
Look at this city.

220
00:12:28,557 --> 00:12:30,059
You're tipping him
in euros.

221
00:12:30,141 --> 00:12:31,518
When you realize
what you just gave him,

222
00:12:31,601 --> 00:12:32,944
you're going to have
a heart attack.

223
00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:35,738
- Well, you know, they gave us such
a great room, Phyllis,

224
00:12:35,814 --> 00:12:37,361
and I'm delighted to be here.
- Yeah.

225
00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:39,033
This is great.

226
00:12:39,109 --> 00:12:41,282
- See, you always
used to travel for work.

227
00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:43,329
Isn't it nice to be
someplace for pleasure?

228
00:12:43,405 --> 00:12:46,124
No, I miss work.

229
00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:47,542
I don't like
being retired.

230
00:12:47,617 --> 00:12:48,618
Oh.

231
00:12:48,702 --> 00:12:51,046
- You know, I keep
having fantasies

232
00:12:51,121 --> 00:12:56,423
that I'm going to wind up
an old person in a hotel lobby

233
00:12:56,501 --> 00:12:59,129
watching a communal
television set and drooling,

234
00:12:59,254 --> 00:13:00,881
with a colostomy bag
or something.

235
00:13:00,964 --> 00:13:03,183
- But, you see, you equate
retirement with death.

236
00:13:03,258 --> 00:13:05,386
- Yes, exactly.
Exactly.

237
00:13:05,510 --> 00:13:07,979
- Yeah, but it's a fantasy,
because you're not dying.

238
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:10,398
- No, I'm not dying now,
but, you know,

239
00:13:10,473 --> 00:13:12,771
it's conceivable I might one day.

240
00:13:12,851 --> 00:13:15,821
- You know, I'm talking 50,
60 years from now.

241
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,239
Can I get a little water...

242
00:13:17,314 --> 00:13:18,566
Oh, sure.

243
00:13:18,648 --> 00:13:19,900
- Yeah, you just
have to ask.

244
00:13:19,983 --> 00:13:21,576
- You know, and I
haven't made my mark.

245
00:13:21,651 --> 00:13:25,747
I haven't really achieved what I wanted
to do. - Oh, you did just fine.

246
00:13:25,822 --> 00:13:28,325
Your problem was that
you were just a little ahead of your time.

247
00:13:28,450 --> 00:13:30,202
<i>- Hey, I'm way
ahead of my time.</i>

248
00:13:30,285 --> 00:13:32,253
You know, you married
a very bright guy.

249
00:13:32,329 --> 00:13:35,128
I got a 150, 160 IQ.

250
00:13:35,206 --> 00:13:36,674
- You're figuring it
in euros.

251
00:13:36,791 --> 00:13:38,543
In dollars,
it's much less.

252
00:13:43,506 --> 00:13:44,928
Hello.
- Oh, darling.

253
00:13:45,008 --> 00:13:47,102
Hi, Mom. Hi.

254
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:48,895
Hi, Dad.
- Hi.

255
00:13:48,970 --> 00:13:50,643
Hi. Hi.
- How are you?

256
00:13:50,722 --> 00:13:51,689
- Good. Good.
- Hello.

257
00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:52,766
Hello.

258
00:13:52,849 --> 00:13:54,271
- This is Michelangelo.
- Hi.

259
00:13:54,351 --> 00:13:55,352
- This is my father.
- Nice to meet you.

260
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:56,903
- My mother.
- Very nice to meet you.

261
00:13:56,978 --> 00:13:59,322
- Nice to meet you.
- Did you have a good trip?

262
00:13:59,397 --> 00:14:00,774
- Good trip? Yeah,
we had a good trip. - Yeah.

263
00:14:00,857 --> 00:14:02,530
- I thought it was a little bumpy
when we landed,

264
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,611
but, you know,
you'll probably read about it

265
00:14:04,694 --> 00:14:08,574
in the paper if the airline ever
recovers the black box.

266
00:14:08,657 --> 00:14:11,627
- So, our plan is to get married
around Christmas.

267
00:14:11,701 --> 00:14:12,873
Oh, really?

268
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:15,422
- You're a lawyer,
Michael-angelo?

269
00:14:15,497 --> 00:14:16,589
Michel.

270
00:14:16,665 --> 00:14:18,087
- Michel. Michel.
Michel?

271
00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:19,668
- Yes.
- Call you Michel?

272
00:14:19,751 --> 00:14:22,129
- Yes, for the oppressed,
those who cannot pay.

273
00:14:22,837 --> 00:14:24,805
Ah. So, pro bono.

274
00:14:24,881 --> 00:14:27,304
So...
She'll taking in washing soon.

275
00:14:27,384 --> 00:14:30,638
Um, would you like
a drink or something or...

276
00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:32,438
Sure. Um...
Yeah. Water?

277
00:14:32,514 --> 00:14:33,640
- Oh, would you like
water or...

278
00:14:33,723 --> 00:14:35,817
- Yeah, water's fine.
Water. Water is fine.

279
00:14:35,892 --> 00:14:37,986
- Hayley told me that you work
in the music business.

280
00:14:38,061 --> 00:14:40,860
- I did. I'm retired.
I used to work for...

281
00:14:40,939 --> 00:14:44,034
In the classical music division of
a record company.

282
00:14:44,109 --> 00:14:46,453
And I was an opera director
for many years.

283
00:14:46,528 --> 00:14:47,871
I used to...
You know,

284
00:14:47,946 --> 00:14:52,497
Michelangelo's great-grandfather
knew Verdi.

285
00:14:52,575 --> 00:14:55,829
- Really? Well,
I staged some Verdi. I did.

286
00:14:55,912 --> 00:14:58,506
But basically,
I did avant-garde stuff.

287
00:14:58,581 --> 00:15:01,710
Atonal things, but I jazzed up
a couple of classics.

288
00:15:01,793 --> 00:15:04,763
You know, I did a production
of Rigaletto

289
00:15:04,838 --> 00:15:08,342
where all the characters
were dressed as white mice.

290
00:15:08,425 --> 00:15:12,851
<i>I did Tosca once
all in a phone booth.</i>

291
00:15:12,929 --> 00:15:14,602
- Jerry was ahead
of his time.

292
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:15,933
- Yeah,
I was a little,

293
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:19,691
you know, a little fast
for mass appeal, but...

294
00:15:19,769 --> 00:15:21,646
You know, then
the productions got...

295
00:15:21,730 --> 00:15:24,734
Between the critics
and the costs, the unions, we...

296
00:15:24,816 --> 00:15:26,864
- I'm sorry, you don't
like the unions?

297
00:15:28,403 --> 00:15:29,871
- Well, you know,
unions...

298
00:15:29,946 --> 00:15:30,913
- You know,
without the unions,

299
00:15:30,989 --> 00:15:33,708
the worker would be
ground into dust.

300
00:15:33,783 --> 00:15:38,038
- Yes, I understand what you're saying,
Michael-angelo, but...

301
00:15:38,121 --> 00:15:40,499
Michel.
Michelangelo.

302
00:15:40,582 --> 00:15:41,674
- What?
- Michelangelo.

303
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:43,172
- Michel.
Michel.

304
00:15:43,251 --> 00:15:45,174
Yeah, like
Michael-angelo, the painter,

305
00:15:45,253 --> 00:15:47,722
only, with him,
for some reason, it's Michel.

306
00:15:47,797 --> 00:15:51,142
- Michelangelo feels very deeply
about the workers.

307
00:15:58,141 --> 00:16:01,771
Excuse me, Via della Penna?

308
00:16:07,484 --> 00:16:12,035
- Take the next right,
go down one block...

309
00:16:12,197 --> 00:16:17,078
...you'll come to a gelato shop,
walk one block...

310
00:16:17,702 --> 00:16:20,797
...and turn left.

311
00:16:22,123 --> 00:16:23,500
<i>- Grazie.
- Prego.</i>

312
00:16:36,304 --> 00:16:40,184
At the next traffic
light, there's a fish restaurant.

313
00:16:40,350 --> 00:16:41,897
You can't miss it.

314
00:16:42,644 --> 00:16:47,275
Walk one block, make a right, go up
two blocks and take another right.

315
00:16:48,149 --> 00:16:51,574
- You following?
- Yes, yes. Thank you.

316
00:16:52,028 --> 00:16:52,995
<i>Prego.</i>

317
00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:48,051
Here.
This is where I live.

318
00:17:48,126 --> 00:17:49,719
Oh. Nice.

319
00:17:50,795 --> 00:17:53,594
This might have been
my exact street.

320
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,721
- Hey, can I ask you in
for coffee?

321
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,177
- Coffee?
- Yeah. Yeah, come on in.

322
00:17:57,260 --> 00:17:59,262
Sally makes
great espresso.

323
00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:01,188
- Sally?
- Yeah, my girlfriend.

324
00:18:01,264 --> 00:18:03,266
She's studying here.

325
00:18:05,143 --> 00:18:06,395
Hey, Sally.
- Hi.

326
00:18:06,477 --> 00:18:08,650
- Hey. I brought someone home
who used to live here.

327
00:18:08,730 --> 00:18:10,403
- Oh, my gosh.
Yeah. This is John Foy.

328
00:18:10,481 --> 00:18:11,698
This is Sally.
- Wow.

329
00:18:11,774 --> 00:18:12,775
- Hello.
- Hi. It's Sally.

330
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,452
That's so wild.
- Yeah, I know.

331
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,370
- You were right. She's lovely.
- Yeah, she's the best.

332
00:18:16,446 --> 00:18:18,540
- Well... Oh, can I
get you something to drink?

333
00:18:18,615 --> 00:18:20,083
I could make some coffee.
- That would be great, honey.

334
00:18:20,158 --> 00:18:21,080
Yeah, thank you very much.
- Thank you.

335
00:18:21,159 --> 00:18:22,661
' Oh- Oh, my gosh!

336
00:18:22,744 --> 00:18:25,088
My friend,
Monica, she called.

337
00:18:25,163 --> 00:18:26,210
She's going to be
in Rome,

338
00:18:26,289 --> 00:18:28,132
and I told her
she could stay with us.

339
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:30,586
- Ah. Well, so I'll finally
get to meet her.

340
00:18:30,668 --> 00:18:32,545
- She just broke up
with her boyfriend,

341
00:18:32,629 --> 00:18:34,347
so she's a bit
at loose ends.

342
00:18:34,422 --> 00:18:36,470
- Trouble.
Trouble in River City.

343
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:37,892
- What, trouble?
Why trouble?

344
00:18:37,967 --> 00:18:39,389
- You're just going
to love her.

345
00:18:39,469 --> 00:18:42,188
She's smart
and funny

346
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:45,187
and interesting.

347
00:18:45,266 --> 00:18:47,064
Men just adore her.

348
00:18:47,143 --> 00:18:48,690
I think it's because
of the sexual vibe

349
00:18:48,770 --> 00:18:50,397
that she gives off.
Mmm-hmm.

350
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:51,948
- And how long
is she coming for?

351
00:18:52,023 --> 00:18:53,240
Oh, I don't know.

352
00:18:53,316 --> 00:18:54,488
Between the breakup,

353
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,320
and then her acting career
isn't going that well...

354
00:18:57,403 --> 00:18:58,404
- Jesus Christ,
can't you see

355
00:18:58,488 --> 00:19:00,365
the situation
is fraught with peril?

356
00:19:00,448 --> 00:19:02,121
- What? Give me a break.
Her friend is coming.

357
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,247
What do I care?
I'm not looking for anything.

358
00:19:03,326 --> 00:19:05,829
I'm perfectly happy
with Sally, and...

359
00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:07,289
Actually, judging
from Sally's description,

360
00:19:07,372 --> 00:19:10,421
Monica's kind of like a neurotic,
unpredictable type.

361
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:12,594
- Beautiful, funny,
smart, sexual

362
00:19:12,669 --> 00:19:13,841
and also neurotic?

363
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,513
It's like filling
an inside straight.

364
00:19:16,965 --> 00:19:18,012
Monica.

365
00:19:19,342 --> 00:19:20,969
Even her name is hot.

366
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,631
Congratulations.

367
00:19:53,710 --> 00:19:56,008
- Yes?
- I have your special gift.

368
00:19:56,170 --> 00:19:59,344
- What gift?
- A special gift for a special man.

369
00:19:59,757 --> 00:20:01,350
What is this special gift?

370
00:20:01,509 --> 00:20:02,476
I am.

371
00:20:02,677 --> 00:20:05,521
Everything's been paid in full.
I'm yours.

372
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:09,230
- I think there's been a mistake.
- Whatever pleases you.

373
00:20:09,392 --> 00:20:11,394
That's okay. Please leave.

374
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:14,564
- I can't. They'd be very upset.
- Who?

375
00:20:14,856 --> 00:20:18,702
- They said you were high-strung
and would be quite surprised.

376
00:20:19,027 --> 00:20:22,201
But you're the lucky winner.
- What winner?

377
00:20:22,363 --> 00:20:25,116
- The winner of the bet.
- What bet?

378
00:20:25,283 --> 00:20:29,754
- Tommy and Fabio. They paid me
and said to say, congratulations.

379
00:20:32,582 --> 00:20:35,381
- I don't know who they are.
Please leave, miss.

380
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,803
I am told to ask no questions.

381
00:20:38,171 --> 00:20:40,549
I am here to fulfill your dreams.

382
00:20:40,715 --> 00:20:44,060
- What are you doing?
Please, miss. You must leave.

383
00:20:44,427 --> 00:20:47,306
You are Mr. DeBroca, room 504?

384
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,524
- You have the right room
but the wrong person.

385
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:51,900
And now you must leave.

386
00:20:52,143 --> 00:20:53,770
Anybody here?

387
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:59,492
Excuse us. So sorry.

388
00:21:00,193 --> 00:21:01,911
I told you we should wait.

389
00:21:02,612 --> 00:21:04,956
- That is not what you think.
Come in.

390
00:21:05,114 --> 00:21:06,286
Our date was for noon.

391
00:21:06,657 --> 00:21:08,500
The door was open.

392
00:21:08,743 --> 00:21:10,620
- You can't just barge in
without knocking.

393
00:21:10,787 --> 00:21:13,336
What a way to meet your new bride.

394
00:21:13,998 --> 00:21:14,999
She's not my bride.

395
00:21:15,249 --> 00:21:16,341
No?

396
00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:19,545
You're joking I hope.

397
00:21:21,089 --> 00:21:22,887
Of course I'm joking.

398
00:21:23,216 --> 00:21:24,968
This is my wife.

399
00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:27,770
I am his Uncle Paolo.

400
00:21:28,763 --> 00:21:30,481
Giovanna.

401
00:21:30,973 --> 00:21:32,725
Uncle Sal.

402
00:21:33,184 --> 00:21:34,185
Aunt Rita.

403
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:36,896
Anna.

404
00:21:37,647 --> 00:21:38,648
Anna?

405
00:21:38,773 --> 00:21:40,275
Isn't her name Milly?

406
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:41,985
Milly? Uh...

407
00:21:42,693 --> 00:21:46,493
Yes. Definitely Milly.
Her middle name is Anna.

408
00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:48,662
- Milly?
- Milly.

409
00:21:49,826 --> 00:21:51,624
- We'll wait downstairs.
Don't worry about us.

410
00:21:51,786 --> 00:21:53,788
Let's go Paolo.

411
00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:57,258
We'll see you soon.

412
00:22:02,255 --> 00:22:03,507
I'm dead.

413
00:22:03,965 --> 00:22:05,683
My life is over. I'm ruined.

414
00:22:05,967 --> 00:22:07,435
Just tell them the truth.

415
00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:08,970
It was all a mistake.

416
00:22:09,137 --> 00:22:10,263
How do I do that?

417
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:13,058
They saw us on the bed.
I'm in my underwear.

418
00:22:14,725 --> 00:22:18,229
They won't believe me.
It's useless.

419
00:22:18,646 --> 00:22:22,025
They'll think my wife is out of the hotel
so I hired a call girl.

420
00:22:22,191 --> 00:22:23,989
Why did you grab me like that?

421
00:22:24,152 --> 00:22:27,201
I was paid to make love to DeBroca.

422
00:22:27,572 --> 00:22:31,327
- And you leave the door open? Idiot!
- I thought I closed it!

423
00:22:31,492 --> 00:22:32,835
They barged in.

424
00:22:33,161 --> 00:22:36,005
These upper class feel entitled.

425
00:22:36,581 --> 00:22:39,881
<i>- Milly will be back any minute.
We have to get out of here now.</i>

426
00:22:40,042 --> 00:22:42,090
You have to pretend to be my wife.

427
00:22:42,628 --> 00:22:46,098
- Pretend to be your wife?
I'm not an actress.

428
00:22:46,757 --> 00:22:48,430
And you just called me an idiot.

429
00:22:48,593 --> 00:22:51,722
- I'm sorry. I apologize.
You must help me. And hurry.

430
00:22:51,888 --> 00:22:55,563
If Milly walks in I will jump
out of the window, I will kill myself.

431
00:22:55,850 --> 00:22:58,524
Sooner or later they'll find out.

432
00:22:59,312 --> 00:23:03,112
<i>- I need to buy more time, so I can
think of something, some way out.</i>

433
00:23:03,274 --> 00:23:06,118
We need to get out of here now.

434
00:23:06,944 --> 00:23:07,991
Can you walk faster?

435
00:23:08,070 --> 00:23:09,947
- I'm walking fine.
Relax.

436
00:23:10,031 --> 00:23:11,499
- Her flight should
have landed.

437
00:23:11,574 --> 00:23:13,292
Relax. By the time she goes through
customs and luggage,

438
00:23:13,409 --> 00:23:14,410
we'll have been
waiting an hour.

439
00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:16,212
- I hope that you don't
fall in love with her.

440
00:23:16,287 --> 00:23:18,164
- In love with her?
What the hell does that mean?

441
00:23:18,247 --> 00:23:21,091
<i>- Well, men always,
they just go crazy for her.</i>

442
00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:23,511
Well, I'm crazy for you.

443
00:23:23,586 --> 00:23:25,133
Okay, that's her.

444
00:23:25,213 --> 00:23:26,260
Monica!

445
00:23:27,798 --> 00:23:28,720
'Hi!

446
00:23:32,136 --> 00:23:33,353
It's so good
to see you.

447
00:23:33,429 --> 00:23:35,602
- You look so great.
- You look so great.

448
00:23:38,684 --> 00:23:39,810
- Nothing special,
right'?

449
00:23:39,894 --> 00:23:41,066
- No, no, nothing
special at all.

450
00:23:41,145 --> 00:23:43,147
I got no buzz.

451
00:23:43,231 --> 00:23:45,233
I mean, look at her.
This is the hot femme fatale?

452
00:23:45,316 --> 00:23:47,785
- Of course, she has been
flying for 14 hours.

453
00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:51,490
But you will admit
there is something about her.

454
00:23:51,572 --> 00:23:53,370
- All I can say is,
if something is clicking,

455
00:23:53,449 --> 00:23:55,668
it's so subconscious,
I'm totally unaware.

456
00:23:55,743 --> 00:23:58,496
She's no big deal. Certainly not some
formidable heart breaker.

457
00:23:58,579 --> 00:24:01,048
She's a disheveled,
out-of-work actress.

458
00:24:01,123 --> 00:24:03,546
- I've been wanting you to come for so
long, and now you're here. I just...

459
00:24:03,626 --> 00:24:05,094
Hi. Hi. I'm Jack.

460
00:24:05,169 --> 00:24:06,295
This is Monica.

461
00:24:06,379 --> 00:24:07,631
- Hi. It's so nice to meet you.
- I'm sorry.

462
00:24:07,713 --> 00:24:09,340
- I mean,
I must look awful.

463
00:24:09,423 --> 00:24:11,221
- What do you mean? - I mean, please
don't make any snap judgments.

464
00:24:11,300 --> 00:24:13,394
- No, you look fine.
- Like, I grown on people.

465
00:24:13,469 --> 00:24:15,392
I just... I can never
sleep on planes.

466
00:24:15,471 --> 00:24:17,018
I had a scotch
and three Ambien, but still...

467
00:24:18,391 --> 00:24:21,065
- Pretty cozy,
this ride into town.

468
00:24:21,185 --> 00:24:23,563
- I keep telling you, I have no interest
in Monica.

469
00:24:23,646 --> 00:24:24,898
I just hope
having her around

470
00:24:24,981 --> 00:24:26,403
is not going to
interfere with my work.

471
00:24:26,482 --> 00:24:28,450
- But there is an element
of excitement...

472
00:24:28,526 --> 00:24:31,575
A germ, a spark,
one molecule.

473
00:24:31,654 --> 00:24:33,497
God.

474
00:24:33,573 --> 00:24:36,326
I see it so clearly,
now that I'm older.

475
00:24:37,827 --> 00:24:39,124
Thank you.
Dinner was great.

476
00:24:39,203 --> 00:24:40,295
- Thank you.
Ah, yeah.

477
00:24:40,371 --> 00:24:42,248
You're becoming
a really great Italian chef.

478
00:24:42,331 --> 00:24:44,504
Well, I figured,
it was your first night here,

479
00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:46,712
so, why not stay in?

480
00:24:46,794 --> 00:24:48,888
- No, yeah, it's perfect,
just the three of us.

481
00:24:48,963 --> 00:24:50,180
What are
you reading?

482
00:24:50,256 --> 00:24:51,382
Oh, the poetry of Yeats.

483
00:24:52,508 --> 00:24:54,602
The "gong-tormented sea. "

484
00:24:54,677 --> 00:24:56,270
- Yeah, yeah.
You know it?

485
00:24:56,345 --> 00:24:58,768
- Do you want to talk
about the breakup with Donald?

486
00:24:58,848 --> 00:25:01,101
Well, Donald was gay.

487
00:25:01,183 --> 00:25:04,107
It was my ego
that thought I could change him,

488
00:25:04,186 --> 00:25:06,814
and I couldn't,
and believe me, I tried.

489
00:25:06,897 --> 00:25:09,366
- Oh, yeah?
How does one try?

490
00:25:09,442 --> 00:25:12,321
- Well, I mean,
I don't want to get graphic,

491
00:25:12,403 --> 00:25:16,783
but, I mean, let's just say
that I gave it my all.

492
00:25:16,866 --> 00:25:19,289
And it's such a shame
because he is so brilliant

493
00:25:19,368 --> 00:25:21,041
and he's so wonderful
out of bed.

494
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:22,838
I mean,
so much fun to be with.

495
00:25:22,913 --> 00:25:26,963
I tried
to show him how sex with a woman

496
00:25:27,043 --> 00:25:29,796
could be as exciting
or even more so

497
00:25:29,879 --> 00:25:31,631
than with someone
from his own sex.

498
00:25:31,714 --> 00:25:33,091
And he tried.

499
00:25:33,174 --> 00:25:35,427
He... He did try.

500
00:25:35,509 --> 00:25:38,353
But, in the end,
I struck out, so...

501
00:25:38,429 --> 00:25:40,306
- I remember you
saying how much fun

502
00:25:40,389 --> 00:25:41,936
you had when he
took you to Paris.

503
00:25:42,016 --> 00:25:42,938
- Have you ever
had sex with a man?

504
00:25:43,768 --> 00:25:45,270
Me, sex with a man?

505
00:25:45,353 --> 00:25:46,946
God, no, no, no.
I mean, no.

506
00:25:47,021 --> 00:25:49,945
It's not something
I'm interested in ever doing.

507
00:25:50,024 --> 00:25:52,447
Why are you blushing?

508
00:25:52,526 --> 00:25:53,994
Probably because
you want to try it.

509
00:25:55,071 --> 00:25:57,165
Look, I always had
a little yen

510
00:25:57,239 --> 00:26:00,334
for sleeping with a woman,
and when I finally did it,

511
00:26:00,409 --> 00:26:03,538
it was...
It was very intense.

512
00:26:03,621 --> 00:26:06,340
It was very exciting,
but unnerving.

513
00:26:07,917 --> 00:26:09,089
- I really have
no repressed...

514
00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:13,048
- I shot this TV movie once,
and one of the scenes

515
00:26:13,130 --> 00:26:16,100
was with this incredible
lingerie model.

516
00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:17,927
I mean, she was to die.

517
00:26:18,761 --> 00:26:20,104
And for whatever reason,

518
00:26:20,179 --> 00:26:22,273
I get this
message one day

519
00:26:22,348 --> 00:26:24,100
from the assistant director
that Miss Lee

520
00:26:24,183 --> 00:26:26,982
would like me to go
to her dressing room.

521
00:26:27,061 --> 00:26:30,782
And why she was so suddenly
obsessed with me, I don't...

522
00:26:32,441 --> 00:26:33,909
And I go.

523
00:26:34,694 --> 00:26:36,287
And she's in a robe,

524
00:26:38,322 --> 00:26:40,700
and she takes it off,

525
00:26:40,783 --> 00:26:43,912
and gives me a big hug
and kiss,

526
00:26:45,621 --> 00:26:50,172
and I just become crazed.

527
00:26:50,292 --> 00:26:54,513
I mean,
I become so excited.

528
00:26:54,588 --> 00:26:57,467
I mean, she was just
too beautiful to turn down.

529
00:27:00,344 --> 00:27:03,143
We had this thing
for, like, three months.

530
00:27:05,224 --> 00:27:08,478
Yeah, it was like being
in an erotic dream.

531
00:27:08,561 --> 00:27:11,815
And on the one hand,
yes, it was very exciting,

532
00:27:13,607 --> 00:27:16,861
but on the other hand,
just very confusing.

533
00:27:16,944 --> 00:27:18,787
And that's when I started
seeing the shrink

534
00:27:18,863 --> 00:27:20,410
five days a week, and...

535
00:27:20,531 --> 00:27:22,204
Well, fortunately,
Jamal came along,

536
00:27:22,283 --> 00:27:24,581
and we had
a great relationship.

537
00:27:26,287 --> 00:27:28,255
And as great

538
00:27:29,540 --> 00:27:31,759
as the orgasms were
with Victoria,

539
00:27:33,043 --> 00:27:35,091
they were stronger
with Jamal.

540
00:27:35,171 --> 00:27:37,048
And a lot less
bewildering.

541
00:27:39,842 --> 00:27:41,059
Excuse me.

542
00:27:42,887 --> 00:27:44,230
- She's something,
isn't she?

543
00:27:44,305 --> 00:27:47,275
- Yeah, I think I need a few minutes to
recover from her story.

544
00:27:47,349 --> 00:27:48,566
I'm still vibrating.

545
00:27:48,642 --> 00:27:50,144
I think she's so fun.

546
00:27:50,227 --> 00:27:51,604
- Yeah, but look, finally,
what has she got?

547
00:27:51,687 --> 00:27:54,110
I mean, no real acting career,
no relationship

548
00:27:54,190 --> 00:27:56,989
that's remotely stable,
sleeping pills, shrinks...

549
00:27:57,067 --> 00:27:58,740
- You sound like you're trying
to convince yourself.

550
00:28:00,613 --> 00:28:02,365
Hey,
I've got a great idea.

551
00:28:02,448 --> 00:28:03,791
Let's go for
a little walk tonight.

552
00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:06,202
Oh, no, I'm exhausted.

553
00:28:06,285 --> 00:28:08,379
But why don't you
take her, Jack?

554
00:28:08,454 --> 00:28:09,751
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

555
00:28:09,830 --> 00:28:11,298
God, no, that would be
a catastrophe.

556
00:28:11,373 --> 00:28:12,716
- Why are you
so worried?

557
00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:14,294
You think of me
as this seductress.

558
00:28:14,376 --> 00:28:16,128
This is your problem.
- Bullshit.

559
00:28:16,212 --> 00:28:18,089
You deliberately made up
this provocative story

560
00:28:18,172 --> 00:28:19,640
with some lingerie model.

561
00:28:19,715 --> 00:28:21,137
- It was true,
most of it.

562
00:28:21,217 --> 00:28:22,969
Okay, I exaggerate
a little.

563
00:28:23,093 --> 00:28:24,140
I like to embellish.

564
00:28:24,220 --> 00:28:25,938
It's a part of
my creative charm.

565
00:28:26,013 --> 00:28:27,936
- Come on. Come on.
Why don't you come?

566
00:28:28,015 --> 00:28:30,393
- Sally, you've got
to go along with them.

567
00:29:16,689 --> 00:29:19,283
What's going on?

568
00:29:20,526 --> 00:29:23,279
What is this? Are you crazy?

569
00:29:23,445 --> 00:29:24,788
Move away.

570
00:29:24,947 --> 00:29:26,449
You've made a mistake.

571
00:29:28,409 --> 00:29:29,501
Sofia!

572
00:29:32,371 --> 00:29:34,419
Sofia! Look at this!
What's going on?

573
00:29:34,707 --> 00:29:36,050
What do you want?

574
00:29:40,462 --> 00:29:43,136
Move away! I'll call the police!

575
00:29:44,508 --> 00:29:46,351
I'm a responsible person.

576
00:29:47,845 --> 00:29:50,564
I have to go to work!
These people are crazy.

577
00:29:51,432 --> 00:29:54,151
- Whose car is this?
- We'll be late for the studio.

578
00:29:54,393 --> 00:29:56,896
- But I'm late for work.
- That's right, Mr. Pisanello.

579
00:29:59,398 --> 00:30:01,617
Sofia, come with me.

580
00:30:18,918 --> 00:30:20,716
Good morning and welcome to TG3.

581
00:30:20,794 --> 00:30:25,174
Today we have a special guest with us,
Leopoldo Pisanello.

582
00:30:25,966 --> 00:30:28,810
Welcome, Mr. Pisanello. Welcome.

583
00:30:29,136 --> 00:30:33,312
Thank you. Sorry, why am I here?

584
00:30:36,435 --> 00:30:39,029
- Tell us,
what did you have for breakfast?

585
00:30:41,607 --> 00:30:46,534
- Coffee and two slices of bread
with butter and jam.

586
00:30:46,987 --> 00:30:49,831
- Two slices of bread.
What were they like?

587
00:30:50,824 --> 00:30:52,747
They were good. Toasted.

588
00:30:52,910 --> 00:30:55,129
You prefer toasted bread?

589
00:30:55,663 --> 00:30:56,755
I do, yes.

590
00:30:56,914 --> 00:30:58,916
Can you tell us why?

591
00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:02,840
Yes, well, I don't know.

592
00:31:03,003 --> 00:31:05,472
I usually favor toasted bread.

593
00:31:05,798 --> 00:31:07,641
White bread or wheat bread?

594
00:31:08,217 --> 00:31:09,810
White.

595
00:31:10,094 --> 00:31:14,144
- So it's safe to say that
Leopoldo Pisanello prefers...

596
00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:16,729
...two slices of bread toasted.

597
00:31:17,685 --> 00:31:19,483
Yes. And coffee with milk.

598
00:31:20,729 --> 00:31:21,901
No sugar.

599
00:31:22,314 --> 00:31:25,158
- And you shaved before
or after breakfast?

600
00:31:34,201 --> 00:31:36,670
You were extraordinary!

601
00:31:45,963 --> 00:31:48,307
My God, still here! Enough!

602
00:31:48,507 --> 00:31:51,226
Move away! Sofia. Sofia!

603
00:31:51,677 --> 00:31:53,350
Get out of here.

604
00:31:54,304 --> 00:31:55,601
Leopoldo!

605
00:31:56,640 --> 00:32:00,190
You were brilliant.
The phone hasn't stopped ringing.

606
00:32:00,728 --> 00:32:01,729
Yes, but...

607
00:32:01,895 --> 00:32:04,523
- They want you
for the eight o'clock news tomorrow.

608
00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:08,285
- What? Me? But why?
- You're famous.

609
00:32:09,695 --> 00:32:10,992
95...

610
00:32:11,071 --> 00:32:12,368
95.
- Oh, I don't know.

611
00:32:12,448 --> 00:32:13,415
I can't
find the address.

612
00:32:13,490 --> 00:32:15,163
This is 91.

613
00:32:15,242 --> 00:32:16,710
So, it's...
This goes down.

614
00:32:16,785 --> 00:32:18,332
That's 93.
- Uh-huh.

615
00:32:19,747 --> 00:32:21,875
- Can't be 95.
95's a funeral parlor.

616
00:32:21,957 --> 00:32:23,504
Oh, then we're right.

617
00:32:23,584 --> 00:32:24,551
- What do you mean,
we're right?

618
00:32:24,626 --> 00:32:26,970
Mr. Santoli's a mortician.

619
00:32:27,087 --> 00:32:28,009
You're kidding.

620
00:32:28,130 --> 00:32:29,552
He owns a funeral parlor,

621
00:32:29,631 --> 00:32:31,554
and don't make
an issue of it.

622
00:32:31,633 --> 00:32:34,728
- Jesus, the kid's a Communist,
the father's a mortician.

623
00:32:34,803 --> 00:32:36,646
Does the mother run
a leper colony?

624
00:32:36,722 --> 00:32:38,565
- I guess they
live upstairs.

625
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,393
- Excuse me.
95... This is 95?

626
00:32:41,477 --> 00:32:44,071
Yes, 95, Santoli.

627
00:32:44,146 --> 00:32:45,489
Yes, yes.

628
00:32:45,564 --> 00:32:46,656
Someone dead?

629
00:32:46,732 --> 00:32:48,860
No, but it's early.

630
00:32:48,984 --> 00:32:51,237
<i>- No, no.
We're Hayley's parents.</i>

631
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:52,412
- Hayley's parents.
- Yeah.

632
00:32:52,488 --> 00:32:53,990
Welcome. Welcome.

633
00:32:54,073 --> 00:32:56,246
Such a big pleasure
to meet you.

634
00:32:56,325 --> 00:32:58,874
Oh, I'm sorry
if I'm not cleaned up.

635
00:32:58,952 --> 00:33:00,454
I work all day.

636
00:33:00,537 --> 00:33:02,665
But please
come to our place.

637
00:33:02,748 --> 00:33:04,170
We live over there.
Oh, thank you.

638
00:33:04,249 --> 00:33:05,671
- Please, come, come. Follow me.
- Thank you so much.

639
00:33:05,751 --> 00:33:08,129
- You have a nice trip?
- Oh, it was wonderful.

640
00:33:08,212 --> 00:33:09,213
Wonderful.
- Great.

641
00:33:10,881 --> 00:33:11,803
Please, come in.

642
00:33:14,843 --> 00:33:16,311
Oh. Hello.

643
00:33:16,386 --> 00:33:17,478
- Hello. Nice to meet you.
- Phyllis.

644
00:33:17,554 --> 00:33:18,851
Jerry.

645
00:33:18,931 --> 00:33:19,932
<i>Buongiorno.</i>

646
00:33:20,015 --> 00:33:22,438
- Oh, Mariangela don't
speak good English.

647
00:33:22,518 --> 00:33:23,861
- No.
- No, no.

648
00:33:23,936 --> 00:33:25,108
What to drink?

649
00:33:25,187 --> 00:33:27,440
- Wine would be great.
- Wine.

650
00:33:27,523 --> 00:33:30,447
Michelangelo and Hayley
should be here any minute.

651
00:33:30,526 --> 00:33:33,450
But if you excuse me now,
I need to go to clean up.

652
00:33:39,701 --> 00:33:40,668
okay.

653
00:33:44,039 --> 00:33:45,666
<i>Hello.
Mamma.</i>

654
00:33:45,749 --> 00:33:47,547
Hi. Hi!
- Hello.

655
00:33:47,626 --> 00:33:49,720
- You guys find
the place okay, right?

656
00:33:49,795 --> 00:33:52,389
- We just followed a passing hearse
and here we are.

657
00:33:52,464 --> 00:33:53,431
You know.

658
00:33:57,177 --> 00:33:59,600
- Oh, Mom, the green ones
are like a tapenade.

659
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:00,897
- Oh.
- They're so good.

660
00:34:00,973 --> 00:34:02,350
- Oh, you should try them.
They're amazing.

661
00:34:02,432 --> 00:34:03,558
Oh, okay.

662
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,028
Oh.

663
00:34:06,145 --> 00:34:07,522
Oh.

664
00:34:07,604 --> 00:34:09,026
Oh, I'm sorry.

665
00:34:09,106 --> 00:34:10,449
Oh, excuse me...
It's great.

666
00:34:10,524 --> 00:34:13,949
I mean, I try and make this,
but I never get this taste.

667
00:34:14,027 --> 00:34:15,495
- Well, she could
teach you.

668
00:34:17,823 --> 00:34:18,915
No. Oh, no, really.

669
00:34:18,991 --> 00:34:20,163
- Oh, come on.
Mom.

670
00:34:20,242 --> 00:34:21,664
- It's a free cooking lesson.
- I don't want to be a...

671
00:34:21,743 --> 00:34:23,165
I'll interpret for you.

672
00:34:23,245 --> 00:34:24,872
<i>Si. Si. SI, si.</i>

673
00:34:24,955 --> 00:34:26,172
Have one.

674
00:34:26,248 --> 00:34:28,171
I have... to
find out how to...

675
00:34:35,674 --> 00:34:37,176
Mmm, formaldehyde.

676
00:35:27,226 --> 00:35:28,728
She showed me how to
make these, Jerry,

677
00:35:28,810 --> 00:35:30,858
but of course she gets
the mozzarella fresh

678
00:35:30,938 --> 00:35:32,906
every day
from Naples. Oh.

679
00:35:32,981 --> 00:35:34,904
- What do you do,
Phyllis?

680
00:35:34,983 --> 00:35:36,530
I'm a psychiatrist.

681
00:35:36,610 --> 00:35:37,577
Oh.

682
00:35:42,032 --> 00:35:43,955
- I've never been to Naples,
but I hear it's beautiful.

683
00:35:44,034 --> 00:35:45,456
- Oh, there's no cooking
like in Naples.

684
00:35:46,578 --> 00:35:48,125
- You see much of Italy,
Jerry?

685
00:35:50,123 --> 00:35:52,296
- Jerry, he's asking you
a question.

686
00:35:53,335 --> 00:35:54,461
' Hmm?

687
00:35:54,544 --> 00:35:56,012
Just of Naples.

688
00:35:59,174 --> 00:36:03,054
Have you ever
taken singing lessons, Giancarlo?

689
00:36:04,096 --> 00:36:05,268
Singing lessons?

690
00:36:05,347 --> 00:36:06,690
No. What for?

691
00:36:07,933 --> 00:36:11,858
- Well, you have just
a natural voice...

692
00:36:11,937 --> 00:36:13,314
I'm no singer.

693
00:36:13,397 --> 00:36:14,819
I sing for me.

694
00:36:14,898 --> 00:36:16,775
Since I was a boy.

695
00:36:16,858 --> 00:36:20,283
<i>- You have a very,
very beautiful gift.</i>

696
00:36:20,362 --> 00:36:21,204
Yeah.

697
00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:23,327
No.

698
00:36:23,407 --> 00:36:24,954
She says
that I make only

699
00:36:25,033 --> 00:36:27,377
too much noise
around the house.

700
00:36:27,452 --> 00:36:28,795
<i>- And no one's
ever heard you?</i>

701
00:36:28,870 --> 00:36:30,918
- No. He's our own
private Caruso.

702
00:36:32,249 --> 00:36:35,128
- You have
a fantastic voice.

703
00:36:35,210 --> 00:36:38,384
Have you ever thought
of doing anything with it?

704
00:36:38,463 --> 00:36:41,307
- He sings for pleasure,
not money.

705
00:36:41,383 --> 00:36:43,681
- Well, there's a great deal
of pleasure in money.

706
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,888
You know, you...
It's green and crinkly.

707
00:36:45,971 --> 00:36:47,644
You can fondle
the bills.

708
00:36:47,723 --> 00:36:50,272
- Listen,
I'm no singer.

709
00:36:52,227 --> 00:36:55,322
No, I don't know.

710
00:36:55,397 --> 00:37:01,700
Is it possible that after dinner, you could
sing something for me?

711
00:37:01,778 --> 00:37:03,576
- Me?
No,no,no,no,no

712
00:37:03,655 --> 00:37:05,908
I'd become
too embarrassed.

713
00:37:05,991 --> 00:37:08,335
- No, no, right here.
Just among...

714
00:37:08,410 --> 00:37:09,377
Oh, no, no, please.

715
00:37:11,580 --> 00:37:12,797
<i>Ah, Si.</i>

716
00:37:12,873 --> 00:37:16,753
- You know,
I have a friend in town here

717
00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:19,179
who's in the
recording business.

718
00:37:19,254 --> 00:37:22,929
And if you
would just sing...

719
00:37:23,008 --> 00:37:24,726
He's a very
knowledgeable man.

720
00:37:24,801 --> 00:37:26,553
And, you know,
if you'd just...

721
00:37:26,636 --> 00:37:28,513
When you're not busy,

722
00:37:28,597 --> 00:37:30,065
when you're not
cremating anybody...

723
00:37:30,140 --> 00:37:32,643
- Look,
he already said no.

724
00:37:36,605 --> 00:37:38,073
Dad's not a singer.

725
00:37:38,148 --> 00:37:40,196
I'm sure you don't want him
to make a fool of himself.

726
00:37:40,275 --> 00:37:41,743
Jerry, back off.

727
00:37:42,611 --> 00:37:43,828
Okay, forget it.

728
00:37:43,904 --> 00:37:45,577
I'm not gonna
say another word.

729
00:37:45,655 --> 00:37:48,033
I... Forget it.

730
00:37:48,116 --> 00:37:50,710
But the guy has
a fantastic voice.

731
00:37:50,786 --> 00:37:53,255
This is...
You have...

732
00:37:53,330 --> 00:37:56,960
Hey, I'm finished.
The subject's closed.

733
00:37:57,042 --> 00:37:58,715
But his voice is great.

734
00:37:58,794 --> 00:38:00,296
Somebody's got to do
something with this,

735
00:38:00,379 --> 00:38:01,801
because he's got...

736
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,473
- Jerry, Jerry...
Not me. I'm not saying I would.

737
00:38:03,548 --> 00:38:05,550
But he's got a...

738
00:38:05,634 --> 00:38:07,432
<i>The man is a genius.
- That's enough.</i>

739
00:38:07,511 --> 00:38:09,513
- He's got a natural, great, natural...
- Oh...

740
00:38:09,596 --> 00:38:11,189
I'm not saying anything.

741
00:38:11,264 --> 00:38:13,483
You know,
I'm off the subject.

742
00:38:14,643 --> 00:38:15,815
Great voice.

743
00:38:15,894 --> 00:38:17,316
Fantastic.

744
00:38:17,437 --> 00:38:18,654
Big star.

745
00:38:18,730 --> 00:38:19,947
Big, big...

746
00:38:21,608 --> 00:38:23,406
- What's the name of the hotel? - I can't
remember.

747
00:38:25,278 --> 00:38:27,076
Was it around here?

748
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:30,834
Yes, more or less. It was red...

749
00:38:36,665 --> 00:38:40,670
Here we are. Sorry we took so long.

750
00:38:41,962 --> 00:38:43,009
<i>Yes.</i>

751
00:38:47,968 --> 00:38:51,973
You don't have a more relaxed dress?

752
00:38:52,514 --> 00:38:55,734
- We'll be seeing some
rather important people.

753
00:38:56,059 --> 00:38:58,653
- I mean, we love your look.
- What?

754
00:38:58,812 --> 00:39:01,656
- But some of our colleagues
might not understand.

755
00:39:01,857 --> 00:39:04,781
- The train lost my luggage,
so this has to be it.

756
00:39:06,695 --> 00:39:10,245
- We arranged a private tour
of the Vatican for you.

757
00:39:11,491 --> 00:39:14,745
- How nice! Isn't it darling?
- Yes, I know it well.

758
00:39:14,995 --> 00:39:16,247
Let's go, then.

759
00:39:16,413 --> 00:39:18,632
Let's hope they let her in.

760
00:39:20,709 --> 00:39:22,131
<i>Miss.</i>

761
00:39:22,544 --> 00:39:24,012
Are you okay?

762
00:39:24,254 --> 00:39:25,426
Yes, thank you.

763
00:39:27,424 --> 00:39:28,596
<i>Grazie...</i>

764
00:39:30,677 --> 00:39:34,477
But you... aren't you Pia Fusari?

765
00:39:36,183 --> 00:39:38,561
You recognize me?

766
00:39:39,227 --> 00:39:40,069
<i>Si.</i>

767
00:39:41,354 --> 00:39:43,857
<i>You're one of my favorite actresses.
Y</i>

768
00:39:44,858 --> 00:39:46,656
I'm flattered.

769
00:39:48,028 --> 00:39:53,205
- What are you doing just walking
the streets like an ordinary person?

770
00:39:54,618 --> 00:39:56,871
We're making a movie here.

771
00:39:58,580 --> 00:40:01,333
- You want to watch?
- Me?

772
00:40:02,417 --> 00:40:03,964
Yes

773
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:05,716
<i>Si.</i>

774
00:40:07,172 --> 00:40:10,426
Oh my, that's Giulietta Falcone.

775
00:40:11,092 --> 00:40:13,595
No! There's Luca Salta.

776
00:40:13,929 --> 00:40:17,479
I adore Luca Salta.
He's so charismatic.

777
00:40:18,183 --> 00:40:20,356
I can't believe this.

778
00:40:20,644 --> 00:40:25,070
He painted that ceiling
on scaffolding lying down.

779
00:40:25,774 --> 00:40:30,075
- Can you imagine working
all the time on your back?

780
00:40:30,695 --> 00:40:33,118
I can.

781
00:40:34,533 --> 00:40:36,786
- Shoot. I'm gonna be
late to class.

782
00:40:36,868 --> 00:40:38,461
Could you take Monica
around today?

783
00:40:38,537 --> 00:40:40,414
- No, I can't. I'm working on
my drawings.

784
00:40:40,497 --> 00:40:42,249
Oh, please.

785
00:40:42,332 --> 00:40:44,050
She doesn't know
Rome at all.

786
00:40:44,125 --> 00:40:45,172
- No, no,
I can't, I can't.

787
00:40:45,252 --> 00:40:46,299
I don't have time
to go visit

788
00:40:46,378 --> 00:40:47,595
the Colosseum
for the millionth time.

789
00:40:47,671 --> 00:40:48,843
- Please, just...
Just, please, for me.

790
00:40:48,922 --> 00:40:50,048
Could you do
it for me?

791
00:40:52,300 --> 00:40:53,472
Thank you.
Okay.

792
00:40:59,224 --> 00:41:00,191
I mean, wow.

793
00:41:00,267 --> 00:41:02,361
That is so impressive.
Oh, I know.

794
00:41:02,435 --> 00:41:04,483
The lines,
the empty space. - Yeah.

795
00:41:04,563 --> 00:41:06,156
- Yeah, exactly. It was a lot of
negative space.

796
00:41:06,231 --> 00:41:07,198
Are you sure
I'm not taking you

797
00:41:07,274 --> 00:41:08,901
away from anything
important today?

798
00:41:08,984 --> 00:41:11,453
- No, I think that I...
I was worried

799
00:41:11,528 --> 00:41:12,871
I was taking you
away from something.

800
00:41:12,946 --> 00:41:14,698
If you had work to do...
- No, no, I'm fine.

801
00:41:14,781 --> 00:41:16,829
This is actually
my favorite thing to do.

802
00:41:16,908 --> 00:41:18,831
Yeah, if you weren't here,
I'd probably be doing this alone.

803
00:41:18,910 --> 00:41:20,412
I mean, it's incredible

804
00:41:20,495 --> 00:41:22,122
that the Colosseum
is still standing

805
00:41:22,205 --> 00:41:23,627
after thousands of years.

806
00:41:23,707 --> 00:41:24,833
You know,
Sally and I have to

807
00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:26,759
retile the bathroom
every six months.

808
00:41:26,835 --> 00:41:28,803
These guys were truly,

809
00:41:28,878 --> 00:41:30,300
truly brilliant architects.

810
00:41:30,380 --> 00:41:32,758
- I just find it so ironic
that there was once

811
00:41:32,841 --> 00:41:37,392
this magnificent civilization
and now just these ruins.

812
00:41:37,470 --> 00:41:38,392
Yeah.

813
00:41:39,806 --> 00:41:41,979
- I call that
futile feeling

814
00:41:43,476 --> 00:41:45,194
<i>Ozymandias melancholia.</i>

815
00:41:46,771 --> 00:41:47,693
okay.

816
00:41:49,190 --> 00:41:50,658
Is this the kind
of thing you want to build?

817
00:41:50,734 --> 00:41:53,283
Oh, I'd be very
proud to have done this.

818
00:41:53,361 --> 00:41:55,329
- Did you always want
to be an architect?

819
00:41:55,405 --> 00:41:57,658
- You'll laugh if I tell you what
my ambition is.

820
00:41:57,741 --> 00:42:00,460
What? No, no, I won't.

821
00:42:00,577 --> 00:42:01,749
- To build radical
structures.

822
00:42:01,828 --> 00:42:03,375
I mean,
to be scandalous.

823
00:42:03,455 --> 00:42:05,833
To change the
architectural landscape.

824
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,423
Are you interested
in architecture?

825
00:42:09,502 --> 00:42:11,220
- I'm interested in Gaudi.
- Huh.

826
00:42:11,296 --> 00:42:13,640
Antonio Gaudi.

827
00:42:13,715 --> 00:42:17,561
I mean, for me, La Sagrada Familia
is poetry in stone.

828
00:42:18,595 --> 00:42:19,596
Oh, bullshit.

829
00:42:19,679 --> 00:42:21,306
You had six months
of college.

830
00:42:21,389 --> 00:42:23,938
You know nothing of architecture
but a few names.

831
00:42:24,017 --> 00:42:26,111
<i>You saw the movie
The Fountainhead.</i>

832
00:42:27,312 --> 00:42:31,488
- I just find
something so sexy

833
00:42:31,566 --> 00:42:34,194
about an
uncompromising artist.

834
00:42:34,277 --> 00:42:38,498
I mean, I would
do anything

835
00:42:39,616 --> 00:42:41,960
to spend a night
with Howard Roark.

836
00:42:42,035 --> 00:42:43,958
- Oh, God, save me,
save me.

837
00:42:44,037 --> 00:42:46,916
Another young woman who
wants to give her body to Howard Roark.

838
00:42:46,998 --> 00:42:49,092
- Oh, come on, I mean,
she is fun to talk to.

839
00:42:49,167 --> 00:42:51,135
- Yes, and you buy into
her bullshit because

840
00:42:51,211 --> 00:42:53,885
she seems to know all
the right things to say.

841
00:42:53,963 --> 00:42:55,840
She knows names,
she knows buzzwords,

842
00:42:55,924 --> 00:42:58,848
she knows certain
cultural phrases that imply

843
00:42:58,927 --> 00:43:00,224
that she knows more
than she does...

844
00:43:00,303 --> 00:43:04,183
The anxiety of influence,
the Bartok string quartets,

845
00:43:04,265 --> 00:43:07,189
the perversion of the dialectic,
La Sagrada Familia,

846
00:43:07,310 --> 00:43:09,153
"the gong-tormented sea. "

847
00:43:10,897 --> 00:43:12,194
- So, what,
I should press her

848
00:43:12,273 --> 00:43:13,570
and not let her get away
with the name dropping?

849
00:43:14,192 --> 00:43:15,535
But you didn't.

850
00:43:15,652 --> 00:43:18,496
- Yeah, I mean, it's sort of charming
that she's a con artist.

851
00:43:19,364 --> 00:43:20,661
<i>Yes.</i>

852
00:43:20,740 --> 00:43:22,834
She does have
a certain something

853
00:43:22,909 --> 00:43:25,503
which trumps logic,
so go ahead,

854
00:43:26,830 --> 00:43:28,628
walk into the propeller.

855
00:43:30,291 --> 00:43:32,214
- So, was it okay
with Monica today

856
00:43:32,335 --> 00:43:33,382
or did she just
drive you crazy?

857
00:43:33,461 --> 00:43:34,678
- Yeah, I really don't
have time to spend

858
00:43:34,754 --> 00:43:36,722
squiring her around, you know?
I'm trying to work.

859
00:43:36,798 --> 00:43:39,051
- I started having those
insecure thoughts again today.

860
00:43:39,134 --> 00:43:40,260
Please, stop.

861
00:43:40,343 --> 00:43:42,220
- No, because I thought
maybe it was a bad idea

862
00:43:42,303 --> 00:43:44,101
that I put you guys together
for the whole day,

863
00:43:44,180 --> 00:43:45,602
because what if you ended up
attracted to her?

864
00:43:45,682 --> 00:43:46,729
- Could you please
stop worrying?

865
00:43:46,808 --> 00:43:48,481
She's a self-obsessed
pseudo-intellectual.

866
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:50,153
I mean, yeah, she's pretty,
but so what?

867
00:43:50,228 --> 00:43:51,525
- She is.
She's very pretty.

868
00:43:51,604 --> 00:43:52,730
<i>- Yeah,
she's very pretty.</i>

869
00:43:52,814 --> 00:43:54,942
I mean, not
conventionally.

870
00:43:55,024 --> 00:43:56,571
- I'd like to see her
with someone.

871
00:43:56,651 --> 00:43:58,369
Who do we know?
We must know someone...

872
00:43:58,445 --> 00:43:59,697
- Grazie.
- ... to fix her up with.

873
00:43:59,779 --> 00:44:00,746
Uh, yeah.

874
00:44:00,822 --> 00:44:02,916
I'm sure we could
scare somebody up.

875
00:44:02,991 --> 00:44:04,334
' Who?

876
00:44:04,409 --> 00:44:06,252
- Hey, what about
Leonardo Basso?

877
00:44:06,327 --> 00:44:07,544
Yeah, we exercise
together.

878
00:44:07,620 --> 00:44:10,339
He's nice-looking and he's smart,
he makes good dough.

879
00:44:10,415 --> 00:44:12,759
Actually, I think he broke up with some girl
who is also an actress.

880
00:44:12,834 --> 00:44:14,086
I think he'd be a perfect
choice for Monica.

881
00:44:14,169 --> 00:44:15,341
- That's great.
- Yeah.

882
00:44:15,420 --> 00:44:16,512
- Can you call him?
- Yeah.

883
00:44:16,588 --> 00:44:18,010
I'll be the matchmaker.
- Great.

884
00:44:19,048 --> 00:44:21,676
Please come in, Mr. Pisanello.

885
00:44:22,010 --> 00:44:24,638
This will be your new office.

886
00:44:25,263 --> 00:44:27,311
My new office?

887
00:44:28,725 --> 00:44:30,443
But I'm a clerk.

888
00:44:32,187 --> 00:44:35,487
Very amusing. Serafina, come.

889
00:44:35,815 --> 00:44:38,785
We have a renowned man
in our company.

890
00:44:39,652 --> 00:44:43,452
She'll attend to your needs.
All day long.

891
00:44:44,449 --> 00:44:46,668
- With pleasure
- Grazie.

892
00:44:46,743 --> 00:44:48,791
You will attend to me all day long?

893
00:44:48,953 --> 00:44:52,378
- Yes. lam here
for whatever you may need.

894
00:44:52,624 --> 00:44:53,466
<i>Si.</i>

895
00:44:55,460 --> 00:44:58,430
Is he close?

896
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:03,263
Easy, easy.

897
00:45:04,469 --> 00:45:06,767
Mr. Pisanello, how was your day?

898
00:45:07,305 --> 00:45:09,808
- My day?
- Yes, how was it?

899
00:45:10,308 --> 00:45:11,730
It was fine.

900
00:45:12,435 --> 00:45:16,565
I spilled coffee
on a few documents.

901
00:45:16,731 --> 00:45:19,075
Apart from that it was fine.

902
00:45:19,526 --> 00:45:23,076
- Mr. Pisanello was caught short
spilling some coffee.

903
00:45:23,613 --> 00:45:26,992
But quick thinking saved the moment
from escalating into...

904
00:45:27,158 --> 00:45:30,503
<i>...a full-blown crisis
with perhaps loss of life.</i>

905
00:45:30,912 --> 00:45:34,212
Why the coffee was spilled
will be the subject of tonight's...

906
00:45:34,374 --> 00:45:37,799
...in-depth analysis, with special guests
from the illycaffé company...

907
00:45:38,253 --> 00:45:40,802
...and the Brazilian ambassador
to the U.N.

908
00:45:41,714 --> 00:45:44,433
- Can we get a statement?
- A statement?

909
00:45:44,592 --> 00:45:48,187
<i>- Yes sir. A statement.
- Any statement?</i>

910
00:45:49,055 --> 00:45:51,558
Please.

911
00:45:52,433 --> 00:45:55,812
Well... It looks like rain.

912
00:45:56,187 --> 00:45:59,532
- You heard it here.
Mr. Pisanello says it might rain.

913
00:45:59,691 --> 00:46:05,664
<i>- How will you be sleeping tonight?
- I usually sleep on my back.</i>

914
00:46:05,905 --> 00:46:08,749
- Leopoldo Pisanello
sleeps on his back.

915
00:46:09,033 --> 00:46:11,536
Tell us, have you ever slept
on your stomach?

916
00:46:12,078 --> 00:46:16,925
- No, I suffer from indigestion.
Nothing serious.

917
00:46:19,168 --> 00:46:21,796
But enough now. No more, no more.

918
00:46:22,297 --> 00:46:24,015
Please stop.

919
00:46:24,257 --> 00:46:26,726
Go away.

920
00:46:26,968 --> 00:46:29,642
What do you want from me?
Do I sleep on my stomach.

921
00:46:30,346 --> 00:46:33,566
How's this dress? All I have
are these junky cotton prints.

922
00:46:35,935 --> 00:46:39,314
I have to buy some clothes
now that you're famous.

923
00:46:39,772 --> 00:46:43,447
- Sofia, I'm tired.
I have a headache.

924
00:46:43,651 --> 00:46:46,029
I had a horrible day
with reporters.

925
00:46:46,154 --> 00:46:48,202
I don't want to go
to the movie premiere.

926
00:46:48,364 --> 00:46:49,616
We must.

927
00:46:49,782 --> 00:46:52,001
They're counting on our appearance.

928
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:54,379
- Who, Sofia?
Who's counting?

929
00:46:54,495 --> 00:46:59,217
So if Leopoldo Pisanello doesn't go,
the movie won't start?

930
00:46:59,375 --> 00:47:00,752
That's right.

931
00:47:00,919 --> 00:47:05,049
I'm Leopoldo Pisanello, a schmuck.

932
00:47:05,340 --> 00:47:09,641
You're the schmuck's wife.

933
00:47:09,802 --> 00:47:12,351
You said we'd go.

934
00:47:31,199 --> 00:47:33,748
There's Gina Francone.

935
00:47:36,204 --> 00:47:38,753
And there's Tony Branca.

936
00:47:41,668 --> 00:47:44,717
There he is. Good evening.

937
00:47:46,214 --> 00:47:47,636
Who do I see?

938
00:47:48,341 --> 00:47:51,470
Leopoldo Pisanello.

939
00:47:53,012 --> 00:48:01,238
His lovely wife, Sofia, looking
elegant in her junky print.

940
00:48:01,854 --> 00:48:06,451
Yes, she's wearing a junky cotton print dress.

941
00:48:06,776 --> 00:48:11,327
Looks to be second-hand,
maybe even a thrift shop.

942
00:48:11,656 --> 00:48:17,459
And I believe she has a run in her
stocking. We're checking and yes...

943
00:48:17,704 --> 00:48:20,002
...it is a run in the stocking
of her left leg.

944
00:48:20,164 --> 00:48:24,385
Mrs. Pisanello, the run
in your stocking, was that deliberate?

945
00:48:24,627 --> 00:48:28,131
- There's a run?
- Yes, it's very dramatic, very stylish.

946
00:48:28,339 --> 00:48:30,512
Wouldn't you say, Martina?

947
00:48:30,758 --> 00:48:33,682
- We'll be seeing you at Cannes soon?
- Yes, for sure.

948
00:48:34,554 --> 00:48:36,306
- Great.
- I must move on to Gina Francone.

949
00:48:36,556 --> 00:48:40,982
- Mr. Pisanellol I'm Marina Raguso.
I'm such a great admirer of yours.

950
00:48:41,144 --> 00:48:42,361
Thank you.

951
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:45,945
- I think you're so much sexier than
all the pretty-boy leading men...

952
00:48:46,190 --> 00:48:48,784
...who makes those
comic-book movies.

953
00:48:49,027 --> 00:48:50,074
I see.

954
00:48:50,236 --> 00:48:52,785
- I'd love more time
to talk to you...

955
00:48:52,947 --> 00:48:56,497
...to hear your views
on the state of culture in Italy.

956
00:48:56,784 --> 00:49:00,379
- Mine?
- I'll give you my number.

957
00:49:01,372 --> 00:49:02,419
Call me.

958
00:49:02,582 --> 00:49:04,550
- Your number?
- Any time.

959
00:49:04,792 --> 00:49:06,544
Okay.

960
00:49:07,211 --> 00:49:11,557
- Mr. Pisanello, tell us,
do you wear boxer shorts or briefs?

961
00:49:12,383 --> 00:49:14,761
Me? Boxers. Loose, white.

962
00:49:15,053 --> 00:49:17,476
I knew it!

963
00:49:18,056 --> 00:49:21,606
You're the classic boxer type.
I knew!

964
00:49:50,338 --> 00:49:52,386
So, what are
you thinking

965
00:49:52,465 --> 00:49:54,092
now that you've fixed
her up with your pal?

966
00:49:54,175 --> 00:49:55,267
I don't know.

967
00:49:55,343 --> 00:49:57,061
Sally and I thought
it would be a fun idea

968
00:49:57,136 --> 00:49:58,604
to come out and visit
these ruins.

969
00:49:58,679 --> 00:50:01,273
- Yes, so then
what occurred? What is it?

970
00:50:01,349 --> 00:50:03,067
I don't know, I just...

971
00:50:03,142 --> 00:50:04,689
I know I regretted
introducing her to Leonardo.

972
00:50:04,769 --> 00:50:06,271
Yes, you're jealous.

973
00:50:06,354 --> 00:50:07,856
- All of a sudden, I wanted
to get her alone in a room

974
00:50:07,939 --> 00:50:10,283
and tell her I loved her.
Isn't that stupid?

975
00:50:10,358 --> 00:50:12,110
I never felt anything
until this afternoon,

976
00:50:12,193 --> 00:50:15,413
and suddenly
her face got to me.

977
00:50:17,031 --> 00:50:20,331
And I loved
how she wore her hair.

978
00:50:20,409 --> 00:50:21,706
And she looks great.

979
00:50:28,042 --> 00:50:29,635
How'd you like Monica?

980
00:50:29,710 --> 00:50:31,303
Oh, she's lovely.

981
00:50:31,379 --> 00:50:33,131
Can't wait
to see her again.

982
00:50:33,214 --> 00:50:35,433
- Oh, yeah? You gonna...
You gonna see her again?

983
00:50:35,508 --> 00:50:37,306
Tomorrow night.

984
00:50:37,385 --> 00:50:39,638
- I think Sally and I
are free tomorrow night.

985
00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:41,939
<i>- I think it's better
if it's just the two of us.</i>

986
00:50:48,563 --> 00:50:51,612
Giancarlo, I took the liberty
of calling my friend,

987
00:50:51,691 --> 00:50:53,739
and I set up an audition for you
with the recording company.

988
00:50:53,818 --> 00:50:55,286
I told you no!

989
00:50:55,361 --> 00:50:58,035
- Why? What do you have
against live people?

990
00:50:58,114 --> 00:51:00,367
Your whole life,
you can't just deal

991
00:51:00,449 --> 00:51:02,201
with people
who have rigor mortis.

992
00:51:02,285 --> 00:51:03,707
You have
a great voice.

993
00:51:03,786 --> 00:51:07,165
You should be singing
Pagliacci for multitudes.

994
00:51:07,248 --> 00:51:08,374
You... You know.

995
00:51:08,457 --> 00:51:09,959
<i>- Pagliacci?
- Pagliacci yes!</i>

996
00:51:10,084 --> 00:51:12,132
You were born
to play that.

997
00:51:12,211 --> 00:51:13,463
- I always dreamed of
singing Pagliacci.

998
00:51:13,546 --> 00:51:15,173
- Yes, I know!
Of course.

999
00:51:15,256 --> 00:51:16,678
'Cause you're a natural.

1000
00:51:16,757 --> 00:51:18,384
That's... You know,
stick with me.

1001
00:51:18,467 --> 00:51:20,765
We can go very
far, really.

1002
00:51:20,845 --> 00:51:21,937
" Well?

1003
00:51:22,013 --> 00:51:24,391
- We, yes.
Well, I would manage you.

1004
00:51:24,473 --> 00:51:26,521
And I will direct you.

1005
00:51:26,601 --> 00:51:28,854
I'll put on the greatest
production of Pagliacci.

1006
00:51:28,936 --> 00:51:31,030
I'm telling you, I know
exactly what to do.

1007
00:51:31,105 --> 00:51:32,357
You have to believe me.

1008
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:34,238
I don't know why
I'm shouting, you know.

1009
00:51:34,317 --> 00:51:36,035
You're two inches
in front of me.

1010
00:51:36,152 --> 00:51:37,278
Trust me.

1011
00:52:47,056 --> 00:52:48,353
How did it go?

1012
00:52:49,016 --> 00:52:50,734
You know what?

1013
00:52:50,810 --> 00:52:52,062
Ask your father.

1014
00:52:52,144 --> 00:52:53,145
Uh-oh.

1015
00:52:54,313 --> 00:52:56,156
I'm so sorry, Jerry.

1016
00:52:56,232 --> 00:52:58,485
I let you down
- No...

1017
00:52:58,567 --> 00:53:00,069
- You should have
seen his face.

1018
00:53:00,152 --> 00:53:01,779
He knew it was terrible.

1019
00:53:01,862 --> 00:53:03,205
It wasn't terrible.

1020
00:53:03,281 --> 00:53:05,784
You know, yes, if you...
If it was at La Scala,

1021
00:53:05,866 --> 00:53:07,584
would they be throwing
fruit and vegetables?

1022
00:53:07,660 --> 00:53:08,832
Yes, they would have.

1023
00:53:08,911 --> 00:53:11,255
But this was
a cold audition room.

1024
00:53:11,330 --> 00:53:13,128
It's all fantasy.

1025
00:53:13,207 --> 00:53:15,426
You imagine his voice
is better than it really is

1026
00:53:15,501 --> 00:53:16,718
because you're searching
for an excuse

1027
00:53:16,794 --> 00:53:18,796
to come out of retirement.

1028
00:53:18,879 --> 00:53:21,928
- Hey, don't psychoanalyze me,
Phyllis, okay?

1029
00:53:22,008 --> 00:53:25,012
You know, many have tried,
all have failed.

1030
00:53:25,094 --> 00:53:29,850
My brain doesn't fit the usual
id-ego-superego model.

1031
00:53:29,932 --> 00:53:32,560
- No, you have the only brain
with three ids.

1032
00:53:37,356 --> 00:53:39,074
- It was a foolish idea
to begin with.

1033
00:53:39,191 --> 00:53:40,818
- Well, your father's
a grown man.

1034
00:53:40,901 --> 00:53:43,029
I mean, he can make
his own decisions.

1035
00:53:43,112 --> 00:53:44,739
- I don't know why you
showed up at all.

1036
00:53:44,822 --> 00:53:47,826
You know, you were sitting there with
a disapproving face,

1037
00:53:47,908 --> 00:53:49,501
very sour
through the whole thing.

1038
00:53:49,577 --> 00:53:51,671
Maybe you made
your father nervous.

1039
00:53:51,746 --> 00:53:53,840
- I came because
he's a simple man,

1040
00:53:53,914 --> 00:53:55,131
and I didn't want
to send him alone

1041
00:53:55,207 --> 00:53:57,175
into a tank of shark
of the music business.

1042
00:53:57,251 --> 00:53:58,343
Tank of shark?

1043
00:53:58,419 --> 00:54:01,093
- Whoa, you think
my father is a shark?

1044
00:54:01,172 --> 00:54:03,425
- In the aquatic world,
I've been likened

1045
00:54:03,507 --> 00:54:07,057
to a spineless jellyfish,
but that's about it.

1046
00:54:07,845 --> 00:54:09,518
Look.

1047
00:54:09,597 --> 00:54:10,849
You defend your father
because he's family,

1048
00:54:10,931 --> 00:54:12,604
and I understand,
but here, he's wrong.

1049
00:54:12,683 --> 00:54:15,232
- No, I defend him
because you're wrong.

1050
00:54:15,311 --> 00:54:18,190
There's no sin in trying
something and failing.

1051
00:54:18,272 --> 00:54:20,024
- I don't want to say anything,
but I told you.

1052
00:54:20,107 --> 00:54:22,485
You choose projects
that are doomed to fail.

1053
00:54:22,568 --> 00:54:25,868
You get some kind of a payoff
out of failing.

1054
00:54:25,946 --> 00:54:29,541
- What projects do I choose
that are doomed to fail?

1055
00:54:29,617 --> 00:54:32,712
- Rigaletto with everyone
dressed like white mice.

1056
00:54:34,663 --> 00:54:36,506
Can you hear him?

1057
00:54:36,582 --> 00:54:40,382
Is that not
a gorgeous voice?

1058
00:54:40,461 --> 00:54:43,806
- Sure. What good it is if he can only
do it in the shower?

1059
00:54:43,881 --> 00:54:45,633
Well, but you admit he can...

1060
00:54:47,885 --> 00:54:49,057
He's right, Jerry.

1061
00:54:49,136 --> 00:54:51,764
Everyone sings great
in the shower.

1062
00:54:52,932 --> 00:54:54,149
That's right.

1063
00:54:56,102 --> 00:54:57,354
He does it
in the shower.

1064
00:54:58,437 --> 00:55:00,565
- Dad, even you sing
in the shower.

1065
00:55:02,233 --> 00:55:03,485
I know. I...

1066
00:55:04,777 --> 00:55:06,575
In life,
I have a terrible voice,

1067
00:55:06,654 --> 00:55:10,409
but when I'm soaping myself
under hot water,

1068
00:55:10,491 --> 00:55:13,415
I sound just like
Eartha Kitt.

1069
00:55:14,787 --> 00:55:16,835
You look strange.

1070
00:55:16,914 --> 00:55:18,791
Phyllis, I'm having...

1071
00:55:18,874 --> 00:55:21,093
There's a psychological
term for this.

1072
00:55:21,168 --> 00:55:24,468
I'm having a breakthrough
or an epiphany.

1073
00:55:24,547 --> 00:55:26,720
What is the term
for what I'm having?

1074
00:55:26,799 --> 00:55:28,142
A death wish.

1075
00:55:30,928 --> 00:55:35,650
Bravo. You were fantastic.
Come meet your biggest fan.

1076
00:55:36,016 --> 00:55:38,394
She's seen all of your films.
Milly, right?

1077
00:55:38,644 --> 00:55:39,736
$1; Milly.

1078
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:45,360
So you're a fan? - Yes, oh, yes.

1079
00:55:45,734 --> 00:55:48,738
- I've seen everything
you've ever done.

1080
00:55:49,113 --> 00:55:51,912
- You're flattering me.
- No, it's true.

1081
00:55:52,116 --> 00:55:55,086
You're so great.
You're an exceptional actor.

1082
00:55:55,327 --> 00:56:00,834
As the Arab spy, as the terrorist,
as the divorced father.

1083
00:56:01,375 --> 00:56:03,628
I've always dreamed of meeting you.

1084
00:56:03,794 --> 00:56:07,048
- Will you join me for lunch?
- Lunch? With you?

1085
00:56:07,465 --> 00:56:10,344
- Together?
- I only have a hour.

1086
00:56:11,969 --> 00:56:14,722
Oh my God.

1087
00:56:16,140 --> 00:56:20,270
<i>You're the sexiest man in Rome,
according to Mando Film.</i>

1088
00:56:20,561 --> 00:56:22,734
- Did you know?
- Yes. I've been told.

1089
00:56:23,481 --> 00:56:25,779
- Shall we?
- Yes.

1090
00:56:27,401 --> 00:56:29,199
Thank you.

1091
00:56:29,904 --> 00:56:32,453
Are you planning a large family?

1092
00:56:32,698 --> 00:56:34,166
No children.

1093
00:56:34,408 --> 00:56:36,285
You become their slave.

1094
00:56:36,535 --> 00:56:38,833
Diapers, school, illness.

1095
00:56:39,038 --> 00:56:41,632
They grow up, they move out,
you never see them.

1096
00:56:42,374 --> 00:56:44,672
- No, that's not so.
- It was with me.

1097
00:56:44,835 --> 00:56:47,179
I couldn't wait
to get out of the house.

1098
00:56:47,546 --> 00:56:49,719
My father sold drugs...

1099
00:56:49,965 --> 00:56:52,093
...my mother was a shoplifter.

1100
00:56:52,343 --> 00:56:55,313
What could I do?
Can you blame me?

1101
00:57:03,103 --> 00:57:04,901
Look, look!

1102
00:57:08,067 --> 00:57:10,820
There's the actor Luchino Salta.

1103
00:57:11,070 --> 00:57:12,697
Yes, yes! That's him.

1104
00:57:12,947 --> 00:57:15,826
- He's married.
Who is that woman he's with?

1105
00:57:19,703 --> 00:57:21,705
Are you okay?

1106
00:57:23,832 --> 00:57:26,631
I'm fine.

1107
00:57:26,710 --> 00:57:30,214
I can't believe I'm having lunch with you.

1108
00:57:30,297 --> 00:57:34,473
- I'm the lucky one.
Otherwise I'd be dining alone.

1109
00:57:34,718 --> 00:57:37,972
- Why alone? Aren't you married?
It's in all the papers.

1110
00:57:38,138 --> 00:57:39,606
Yes, but marriage is like wine.

1111
00:57:39,765 --> 00:57:42,518
When it's right, it's beautiful,
when it's not...

1112
00:57:44,103 --> 00:57:46,105
We're separated.

1113
00:57:47,189 --> 00:57:49,066
The press doesn't know.
It's a secret.

1114
00:57:49,233 --> 00:57:51,406
Of course. I won't tell anyone.

1115
00:57:52,319 --> 00:57:54,162
What are they doing?

1116
00:57:55,364 --> 00:57:59,744
- He's looking into her eyes
and making love talk.

1117
00:58:00,369 --> 00:58:06,092
- I'd love it if you could
watch me film this afternoon.

1118
00:58:06,584 --> 00:58:10,509
You could give me your insights,
observations, point of view.

1119
00:58:10,754 --> 00:58:13,928
We could do that back at my hotel.

1120
00:58:15,676 --> 00:58:18,475
You value my opinion?

1121
00:58:19,138 --> 00:58:23,894
- Is there something wrong with that?
- No, not at all.

1122
00:58:24,143 --> 00:58:27,738
Antonio, my husband,
thinks my head is in the clouds.

1123
00:58:27,896 --> 00:58:29,489
Which may be a bit true.

1124
00:58:30,899 --> 00:58:33,698
He doesn't take your ideas seriously?

1125
00:58:33,944 --> 00:58:35,321
- He takes them seriously.
He respects them...

1126
00:58:35,487 --> 00:58:36,955
...but in the scientific area.

1127
00:58:37,114 --> 00:58:39,913
I teach high school astronomy.

1128
00:58:40,326 --> 00:58:41,919
Oh my, how sweet.

1129
00:58:42,077 --> 00:58:48,005
- Yes, so I doubt he'd want my opinion
on anything artistic.

1130
00:58:48,250 --> 00:58:51,220
Astronomy. So, the skies,
the planets, the stars.

1131
00:58:51,545 --> 00:58:53,639
You're a... wait, don't tell me.

1132
00:58:53,881 --> 00:58:55,224
Please, I'm not saying anything!

1133
00:58:55,382 --> 00:58:56,804
You're a Libra.

1134
00:58:57,176 --> 00:59:00,055
No, a Sagittarius.

1135
00:59:00,304 --> 00:59:02,398
He's taking her hand.

1136
00:59:03,766 --> 00:59:06,394
She should slap his face.

1137
00:59:06,644 --> 00:59:09,693
Oh no, she loves it.

1138
00:59:17,571 --> 00:59:19,369
Are you hurt?

1139
00:59:19,448 --> 00:59:21,166
No. No.

1140
00:59:21,241 --> 00:59:25,417
Hello, this is Brunella
Matteucci live with Leopoldo Pisanello.

1141
00:59:25,663 --> 00:59:30,009
It's 7:30 AM.
Mr. Pisanello is going to shave.

1142
00:59:30,376 --> 00:59:35,678
We're covering that shave live,
from the first to the last stroke.

1143
00:59:36,256 --> 00:59:39,430
Mr. Leopoldo Pisanello is getting
a haircut.

1144
00:59:39,551 --> 00:59:41,474
Just a trim.

1145
00:59:41,637 --> 00:59:43,856
He's opted for a trim.

1146
00:59:57,528 --> 01:00:00,031
Sorry, all full, no table.

1147
01:00:00,114 --> 01:00:03,243
- You must be mistaken.
My husband made reservations.

1148
01:00:03,409 --> 01:00:06,458
- We're all full.
- I can't believe this.

1149
01:00:06,620 --> 01:00:08,622
Oh no tables, I'll come back.

1150
01:00:08,789 --> 01:00:12,293
Oh no, Mr. Pisanello, right this way.

1151
01:00:12,501 --> 01:00:15,004
- The nerve!
- It's not fair.

1152
01:00:15,170 --> 01:00:18,265
You are losing a longtime customer.

1153
01:00:18,424 --> 01:00:20,847
- They're right.
They've been waiting.

1154
01:00:21,009 --> 01:00:24,013
Nonsense. Please step this way.

1155
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:32,780
I watched you in the office and couldn't
resist you.

1156
01:00:32,855 --> 01:00:35,529
They say power is an aphrodisiac.

1157
01:00:38,652 --> 01:00:40,325
Who's she?

1158
01:00:40,404 --> 01:00:44,284
- Tanya. She's my friend.
She's dying to go to bed with you.

1159
01:00:44,450 --> 01:00:46,703
I promised her you would
make love to her after me.

1160
01:00:46,869 --> 01:00:49,463
It will make her year.

1161
01:00:49,913 --> 01:00:53,042
He worries because he's married.

1162
01:00:54,460 --> 01:00:57,930
- Mr. Pisanello,
the rules don't apply to you.

1163
01:00:58,046 --> 01:01:00,424
You're special.

1164
01:01:02,009 --> 01:01:04,387
Yes, yes, I agree
with you completely.

1165
01:01:04,470 --> 01:01:06,768
<i>- I mean, the first time I read
The Myth of Sisyphus,</i>

1166
01:01:06,847 --> 01:01:09,066
my whole life changed.

1167
01:01:09,141 --> 01:01:10,188
Yes. Yes.

1168
01:01:10,267 --> 01:01:11,894
And, of course, the Russians.

1169
01:01:11,977 --> 01:01:13,570
Dostoyevsky. Thank you.

1170
01:01:13,645 --> 01:01:15,192
“Stavrogin's Confession. "

1171
01:01:15,272 --> 01:01:16,364
And Kierkegaard...

1172
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:18,317
I mean, you can feel his pain.

1173
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:21,324
- Didn't you say that Rilke
was your favorite author?

1174
01:01:21,403 --> 01:01:22,575
Oh, Rilke.

1175
01:01:23,530 --> 01:01:25,157
"You must change your life. "

1176
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:27,668
Or was it Ezra Pound?

1177
01:01:29,036 --> 01:01:32,040
- " Petals on a wet,
black bough. "

1178
01:01:32,122 --> 01:01:34,295
- Look at this.
She knows one line from every poet.

1179
01:01:34,374 --> 01:01:35,591
Just enough to fake it.

1180
01:01:35,709 --> 01:01:38,804
- I have
such a great idea.

1181
01:01:38,879 --> 01:01:40,631
Tonight, after they're closed,

1182
01:01:40,714 --> 01:01:42,432
we should sneak
into the old Roman baths.

1183
01:01:43,300 --> 01:01:44,677
Sneak in?

1184
01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:46,478
<i>- Well...
You know a way, right?</i>

1185
01:01:46,553 --> 01:01:48,226
- Yeah.
- He knows a way in.

1186
01:01:48,305 --> 01:01:51,229
Come on. It'll be dark.
It'll be spooky. It'll be fun.

1187
01:01:51,350 --> 01:01:53,148
No, Jack doesn't do spooky.

1188
01:01:53,227 --> 01:01:53,978
Believe me.
Oh, well...

1189
01:01:56,063 --> 01:01:58,236
I love entering places
illegally, so...

1190
01:01:58,315 --> 01:01:59,487
No, I mean, yeah, sure.

1191
01:01:59,566 --> 01:02:02,240
I mean, I don't want
to be a spoilsport.

1192
01:02:02,319 --> 01:02:04,162
- First, it's Camus
and Kierkegaard,

1193
01:02:04,238 --> 01:02:05,831
and now, " I've run out
of namedropping,

1194
01:02:05,906 --> 01:02:07,328
"so let's break
into somewhere. "

1195
01:02:07,407 --> 01:02:09,660
Pretty soon, she'll have you
holding up filling stations.

1196
01:02:09,743 --> 01:02:10,710
Yeah, I understand,
from where you sit,

1197
01:02:10,786 --> 01:02:12,333
it sounds crazy,
but from where I sit...

1198
01:02:16,917 --> 01:02:20,046
Oh! Oh, isn't this great?

1199
01:02:20,128 --> 01:02:22,222
My God. I can't believe
we snuck in here.

1200
01:02:22,297 --> 01:02:24,675
I have never seen this at
Okay. Yeah.

1201
01:02:24,758 --> 01:02:26,760
- It's amazing. How are you doing?
- No, I'm fine. I'm fine.

1202
01:02:26,844 --> 01:02:28,187
Just, it looks like
it's going to rain, doesn't it?

1203
01:02:28,262 --> 01:02:30,014
He can't break any rules.

1204
01:02:30,097 --> 01:02:31,644
- Oh, whoa! Okay,
there's lightning.

1205
01:02:31,723 --> 01:02:33,725
Hey, guys, come on.
- Are you afraid? Come on!

1206
01:02:33,809 --> 01:02:35,402
- I'm not afraid. We're just
sitting ducks here.

1207
01:02:35,477 --> 01:02:36,478
- Come on!
It's unbelievable!

1208
01:02:36,562 --> 01:02:37,529
- Okay, let's go
back to the car.

1209
01:02:37,604 --> 01:02:38,730
I love electrical storms.

1210
01:02:40,107 --> 01:02:41,700
- Okay, now
it's definitely raining.

1211
01:02:41,775 --> 01:02:42,867
<i>- It's just
a little though.</i>

1212
01:02:46,446 --> 01:02:48,164
Sally! Sally, come on.

1213
01:02:58,333 --> 01:02:59,630
This is amazing.

1214
01:02:59,710 --> 01:03:00,586
It's
a little loud.

1215
01:03:01,628 --> 01:03:03,596
<i>- That means it's close.
- Okay...</i>

1216
01:03:03,672 --> 01:03:05,345
It's very close.

1217
01:03:05,424 --> 01:03:06,926
- I actually went to school
with a boy

1218
01:03:07,009 --> 01:03:07,931
who got killed
by lightning.

1219
01:03:08,010 --> 01:03:09,512
Do you hate it?

1220
01:03:09,595 --> 01:03:10,812
- Well, no, no. I mean,
I didn't mean to imply...

1221
01:03:10,888 --> 01:03:14,267
- I just think storms
are so romantic.

1222
01:03:16,476 --> 01:03:19,571
- You know,
you actually...

1223
01:03:19,646 --> 01:03:22,240
You look really
beautiful all wet.

1224
01:03:24,568 --> 01:03:25,660
- You're so sweet
to say that.

1225
01:03:25,736 --> 01:03:27,158
- No, no,
really, you do.

1226
01:03:28,739 --> 01:03:30,833
- You know, I just...
I love it here.

1227
01:03:30,908 --> 01:03:35,755
I mean, I think Rome
is so charismatic.

1228
01:03:35,829 --> 01:03:38,173
- Oh, God, here comes
the bullshit.

1229
01:03:38,248 --> 01:03:39,591
- Hey, will you keep out
of the goddamn scene

1230
01:03:39,666 --> 01:03:41,088
and let me have
a moment alone with her?

1231
01:03:41,168 --> 01:03:42,590
- Okay, I'll allow you
your moment,

1232
01:03:42,669 --> 01:03:45,923
but remember,
I know how it turns out.

1233
01:03:46,006 --> 01:03:49,476
- I feel like I have completely fallen
in love with Rome,

1234
01:03:49,551 --> 01:03:52,646
just this little while
that I've been here.

1235
01:03:52,721 --> 01:03:54,849
I feel like I could
spend my whole life here

1236
01:03:54,932 --> 01:03:57,185
and just never go back.

1237
01:03:57,267 --> 01:04:00,237
I'm sure meeting Leonardo
has a lot to do with that.

1238
01:04:00,312 --> 01:04:01,905
Oh! Oh, my God.

1239
01:04:03,148 --> 01:04:04,821
Oh, that one scared me.

1240
01:04:04,900 --> 01:04:05,901
Yeah.

1241
01:04:06,944 --> 01:04:09,663
If we die,
we die together.

1242
01:07:08,875 --> 01:07:10,969
You were
absolutely fabulous.

1243
01:07:11,044 --> 01:07:13,547
This guy created
a sensation today.

1244
01:07:13,630 --> 01:07:15,928
I see a big future here.

1245
01:07:16,007 --> 01:07:17,008
- What does
the future mean?

1246
01:07:17,092 --> 01:07:18,469
I see New York.

1247
01:07:18,552 --> 01:07:19,849
I see the Vienna
Opera House.

1248
01:07:19,928 --> 01:07:21,145
I see Paris.

1249
01:07:21,221 --> 01:07:22,598
All in the shower?

1250
01:07:22,681 --> 01:07:25,309
- Yes. They love it that
he sings in the shower.

1251
01:07:25,392 --> 01:07:26,894
They identify.

1252
01:07:26,977 --> 01:07:30,026
You know, he's going to be the most
popular opera singer in the world.

1253
01:07:30,105 --> 01:07:31,573
Certainly the cleanest.

1254
01:07:31,648 --> 01:07:33,901
- You don't want to really take this
further, do you, Dad?

1255
01:07:33,984 --> 01:07:36,703
- Why not?
Yes, I got big plans for him.

1256
01:07:36,778 --> 01:07:39,827
<i>I want to do now
a production of Pagliacci.</i>

1257
01:07:39,906 --> 01:07:42,329
Your father was born
to sing that role.

1258
01:07:42,409 --> 01:07:44,537
- This is decadent stupidity.
My whole life,

1259
01:07:44,619 --> 01:07:46,997
I sing that role
while I am in the bathroom.

1260
01:07:47,080 --> 01:07:49,003
- He's wanted to do this
his entire life.

1261
01:07:49,082 --> 01:07:51,130
You're going to deny
your father his shot?

1262
01:07:51,209 --> 01:07:52,552
It's your shot, not his.

1263
01:07:52,627 --> 01:07:55,050
- I resent your tone
with my father.

1264
01:07:55,130 --> 01:07:57,508
- I happen to think
out of the box.

1265
01:07:57,591 --> 01:07:58,683
Oh, out of the box.

1266
01:07:58,758 --> 01:08:00,852
Oh, that's a very interesting
choice of words.

1267
01:08:00,927 --> 01:08:03,100
Listen to me,
you're retired.

1268
01:08:03,180 --> 01:08:05,399
You equate retirement
with death.

1269
01:08:05,473 --> 01:08:07,396
Giancarlo's
an undertaker.

1270
01:08:07,475 --> 01:08:11,025
He puts people in boxes,
and you want to think out of the box.

1271
01:08:11,104 --> 01:08:12,321
It's true.

1272
01:08:12,397 --> 01:08:15,901
- If you're channeling Freud,
ask for my money back.

1273
01:08:20,614 --> 01:08:24,039
I failed high school Spanish.

1274
01:08:24,117 --> 01:08:25,790
I really don't...

1275
01:08:32,626 --> 01:08:34,503
He's going to be
a big star... Star?

1276
01:08:34,586 --> 01:08:36,088
Big opera star.

1277
01:08:37,839 --> 01:08:40,217
I'm going
to take care of him.

1278
01:08:40,300 --> 01:08:41,517
Yeah, yeah.

1279
01:08:41,593 --> 01:08:43,095
Yes, I'm going to take...

1280
01:08:45,805 --> 01:08:47,352
Oh! Oh!
Hold it, hold it.

1281
01:08:47,432 --> 01:08:49,230
Hold it.
Interpose yourself.

1282
01:08:49,309 --> 01:08:50,902
Wait, wait.
Wait, go ahead. Jerry, no!

1283
01:08:50,977 --> 01:08:52,729
She probably
won't stab a woman.

1284
01:08:52,812 --> 01:08:53,859
Go ahead. Go.

1285
01:08:53,939 --> 01:08:55,236
Calm. Calm.

1286
01:08:55,315 --> 01:08:56,567
Relax. Relax.

1287
01:08:56,650 --> 01:08:58,402
- No, you have
an attitude problem.

1288
01:08:58,485 --> 01:08:59,486
Put the knife down.

1289
01:08:59,569 --> 01:09:01,822
- We're... This is going to
be our mother-in-law here?

1290
01:09:03,531 --> 01:09:05,078
We wanted you to meet these people.
Mr. Massucci is our firm's CEO.

1291
01:09:08,578 --> 01:09:11,047
He threw this cocktail party
to welcome you.

1292
01:09:11,414 --> 01:09:17,421
<i>It's a chance to meet the creme de
la créme of Rome's business world.</i>

1293
01:09:17,671 --> 01:09:21,346
We talked you up and everyone's
looking forward to meeting you.

1294
01:09:21,466 --> 01:09:25,221
- And it
doesn't hurt to impress their wives.

1295
01:09:26,554 --> 01:09:28,773
- You think it's wise
to drink so much, darling?

1296
01:09:28,932 --> 01:09:31,401
- Maybe I should get some coffee.
Coffee, anyone?

1297
01:09:33,770 --> 01:09:36,990
- There he is! I want to present you
to my nephew.

1298
01:09:37,065 --> 01:09:38,783
Hello everyone!

1299
01:09:38,942 --> 01:09:40,569
Beautiful party, isn't it?

1300
01:09:40,735 --> 01:09:42,863
<i>- This is Antonio.
- Pleased to meet you.</i>

1301
01:09:43,029 --> 01:09:46,579
You're the famous nephew.
I've heard fine things about you.

1302
01:09:46,700 --> 01:09:50,045
They said you fit the image
of the company.

1303
01:09:50,203 --> 01:09:52,956
Image is very important to all of us.

1304
01:09:53,331 --> 01:09:56,005
You follow football?

1305
01:09:56,209 --> 01:09:57,210
No.

1306
01:10:02,048 --> 01:10:04,551
- It's you.
- Yes.

1307
01:10:05,051 --> 01:10:08,396
- What are you doing here, Anna?
- Milly, Milly.

1308
01:10:08,555 --> 01:10:09,932
Oh, my wife.

1309
01:10:10,515 --> 01:10:13,109
- How are you?
- Good, thank you.

1310
01:10:13,184 --> 01:10:14,857
- A pleasure.
- The pleasure is mine.

1311
01:10:14,936 --> 01:10:15,562
Milly.

1312
01:10:15,645 --> 01:10:18,148
We're off. Excuse us.

1313
01:10:18,481 --> 01:10:20,074
Coffee?

1314
01:10:25,030 --> 01:10:27,078
Coffee, please.

1315
01:10:28,533 --> 01:10:30,035
Anna.

1316
01:10:30,493 --> 01:10:31,494
'Hi!

1317
01:10:31,870 --> 01:10:32,871
Milly.

1318
01:10:33,038 --> 01:10:35,712
- Since when is it Milly?
- It's Milly.

1319
01:10:36,124 --> 01:10:39,003
- My wife is here.
- Relax, don't worry.

1320
01:10:41,087 --> 01:10:43,010
I was going to call you.

1321
01:10:43,173 --> 01:10:46,143
- How's next Tuesday?
- The usual time?

1322
01:10:46,885 --> 01:10:49,183
- Anna.
- Oh God.

1323
01:10:49,554 --> 01:10:52,228
- My goodness, I didn't expect
to see you here.

1324
01:10:52,390 --> 01:10:55,769
<i>- Milly. Here I'm Milly.
- Milly. All right.</i>

1325
01:10:56,102 --> 01:10:59,026
Can you come to my office
tomorrow at three?

1326
01:10:59,189 --> 01:11:00,941
I don't have my book with me.

1327
01:11:01,107 --> 01:11:04,657
- I see. If I don't hear otherwise
I'll expect you at three.

1328
01:11:04,819 --> 01:11:07,789
And wear the black brassiere
and the thong.

1329
01:11:08,031 --> 01:11:09,533
Do you sail?

1330
01:11:09,657 --> 01:11:10,499
No.

1331
01:11:12,160 --> 01:11:13,582
Do you hunt?

1332
01:11:13,870 --> 01:11:14,712
No.

1333
01:11:15,997 --> 01:11:19,126
Anna, how are you?
- Milly. Milly, Milly. Milly.

1334
01:11:21,294 --> 01:11:25,049
I'm so nervous. I can't afford to
look foolish.

1335
01:11:25,256 --> 01:11:27,679
These men are the most important
business tycoons in Rome.

1336
01:11:27,842 --> 01:11:30,766
<i>- Some créme de la creme
It's my whole client list.</i>

1337
01:11:30,929 --> 01:11:32,852
My nerves are shot from today.

1338
01:11:33,014 --> 01:11:36,484
- You're too uptight, honey. Relax.
You'll have a heart attack.

1339
01:11:36,643 --> 01:11:39,317
<i>- How can I relax when
my life is falling apart?</i>

1340
01:11:39,521 --> 01:11:42,741
- How does your wife stand it
if you're always such a wreck?

1341
01:11:42,899 --> 01:11:44,993
She loves me the way I am.

1342
01:11:45,151 --> 01:11:48,451
Is that why she was smooching
with Luchino what's-his-name?

1343
01:11:48,530 --> 01:11:49,747
Salta.
- Mmm.

1344
01:11:50,031 --> 01:11:52,454
- They were smooching?
- Practically.

1345
01:11:52,617 --> 01:11:54,290
You said holding hands.

1346
01:11:54,452 --> 01:11:57,706
There must be some explanation.
She's a Madonna.

1347
01:11:57,872 --> 01:12:01,968
- The explanation is he's a movie star,
a sex symbol.

1348
01:12:02,669 --> 01:12:05,969
- And Milly is pretty, but
she'd never look at another man.

1349
01:12:06,131 --> 01:12:08,475
You obviously don't know women.

1350
01:12:08,758 --> 01:12:13,138
Especially if her husband
is a nervous man afraid of his shadow.

1351
01:12:13,304 --> 01:12:17,059
- What the hell was she doing smooching?
He made love to her with his eyes.

1352
01:12:17,767 --> 01:12:20,816
- You probably don't know how
to make love with your eyes.

1353
01:12:20,979 --> 01:12:25,576
- To a woman of your profession,
I must appear a middle class mouse.

1354
01:12:26,025 --> 01:12:28,778
- Was your wife a virgin
when you married her?

1355
01:12:29,237 --> 01:12:30,830
None of your business.

1356
01:12:31,239 --> 01:12:32,912
I'll bet she was.

1357
01:12:33,616 --> 01:12:35,869
- We had some pretty
wild times together.

1358
01:12:36,035 --> 01:12:38,663
What's your idea of wild times?

1359
01:12:38,830 --> 01:12:40,628
Sex with the lights on?

1360
01:12:40,790 --> 01:12:43,259
Believe me, she was not a virgin.

1361
01:12:44,085 --> 01:12:45,632
<i>I was.</i>

1362
01:12:46,838 --> 01:12:50,012
You really need a lesson in love.

1363
01:12:50,175 --> 01:12:52,177
From who? Surely not you?

1364
01:12:52,302 --> 01:12:53,554
Why not?

1365
01:12:53,720 --> 01:12:56,564
It's all paid for.

1366
01:12:56,723 --> 01:12:58,270
There are people...

1367
01:12:58,433 --> 01:13:00,606
No one can see us.

1368
01:13:07,817 --> 01:13:08,989
Don't let me
forget the carrots.

1369
01:13:09,110 --> 01:13:10,908
- Okay. You really need
all this pasta?

1370
01:13:10,987 --> 01:13:12,580
- Yeah, I think
we need more pasta.

1371
01:13:12,655 --> 01:13:14,783
- More pasta? We're not cooking
for a small village.

1372
01:13:14,866 --> 01:13:16,288
<i>- Tomatoes.
- Okay.</i>

1373
01:13:16,409 --> 01:13:18,036
- Whose idea was
this enterprise?

1374
01:13:18,119 --> 01:13:19,837
- Uh, it was hers.
It was Monica's.

1375
01:13:19,913 --> 01:13:21,165
We all agreed
to have dinner together,

1376
01:13:21,247 --> 01:13:23,750
and since Leonardo's at work all day
and Sally's at school,

1377
01:13:23,833 --> 01:13:25,460
Monica suggested
we do the cooking.

1378
01:13:25,543 --> 01:13:27,295
- Oh. Can I make a prediction?
- What?

1379
01:13:27,378 --> 01:13:28,675
She can't cook.

1380
01:13:28,755 --> 01:13:31,099
- Apparently,
there are some things she can cook.

1381
01:13:31,174 --> 01:13:32,517
Like what?

1382
01:13:32,592 --> 01:13:34,390
Like chocolate brownies.

1383
01:13:34,469 --> 01:13:37,518
- Brownies. You're going to have
brownies as a main course?

1384
01:13:37,597 --> 01:13:39,850
- Yeah. Yeah, I think
it should be fun.

1385
01:13:42,936 --> 01:13:45,280
Do you think it needs more wine?
- Mmm, none. Mmm.

1386
01:13:45,355 --> 01:13:46,857
- I mean, I know the Italians
cook with a lot of...

1387
01:13:46,940 --> 01:13:48,157
<i>- There's a lot of wine in here.
- I can really feel it.</i>

1388
01:13:48,233 --> 01:13:49,655
I don't know if it's...
You know, I...

1389
01:13:49,776 --> 01:13:51,369
It might be the French.
- No, no. Let me see.

1390
01:13:51,444 --> 01:13:53,117
- I just... I don't want it
to be too subtle.

1391
01:13:53,196 --> 01:13:54,539
<i>- No, it's definitely not subtle.
- No, I can definitely...</i>

1392
01:13:54,614 --> 01:13:56,537
- Well, can I taste it?
- Yeah, of course. Please.

1393
01:13:56,616 --> 01:13:59,039
- Um... You know,
- I think it needs...

1394
01:13:59,118 --> 01:14:01,541
You know, I'll get some of that
other wine that's there.

1395
01:14:01,621 --> 01:14:03,669
- The other... Are you sure?
We already finished this one.

1396
01:14:03,748 --> 01:14:04,795
<i>- Uh...
- Okay.</i>

1397
01:14:04,874 --> 01:14:06,547
- Oh, oh, we have to put
the brownies in.

1398
01:14:06,626 --> 01:14:08,173
- Can you bake?
- Can I bake?

1399
01:14:08,253 --> 01:14:10,381
You said you baked.
- Well, no, I can.

1400
01:14:10,463 --> 01:14:13,467
I have. I just... I left the recipe
in Los Angeles.

1401
01:14:13,550 --> 01:14:15,223
But, you know, I'll do it.
I can do it by memory.

1402
01:14:15,301 --> 01:14:16,393
I'm sure I can
do it by memory.

1403
01:14:16,469 --> 01:14:18,312
- Hey, you want to just order
from a restaurant

1404
01:14:18,388 --> 01:14:21,232
and maybe dirty up the kitchen a little bit
and say we cooked it?

1405
01:14:21,307 --> 01:14:23,435
- Well... Here,
let me check the sauce.

1406
01:14:23,518 --> 01:14:25,191
- Hey, you know what, I'm going to
check it, too, actually.

1407
01:14:25,270 --> 01:14:28,240
- Oh, do you want
penne or rigatoni?

1408
01:14:28,314 --> 01:14:30,442
- Don't put the pasta in now.
They're not going to be home for hours.

1409
01:14:30,525 --> 01:14:32,243
Mmm.

1410
01:14:32,318 --> 01:14:33,570
- What?
I think I'm a little drunk.

1411
01:14:33,653 --> 01:14:34,654
- Really?
- Yeah.

1412
01:14:34,737 --> 01:14:35,738
- We can just...
We can fake it.

1413
01:14:35,822 --> 01:14:37,244
- Yeah, I'm...
I'm done with this.

1414
01:14:37,323 --> 01:14:38,745
- Good. Me, too.
- I'm done with the cooking.

1415
01:14:38,825 --> 01:14:40,543
- Okay.
- I just... I promised Leonardo

1416
01:14:40,618 --> 01:14:42,416
that I'd make
a really great dinner.

1417
01:14:42,495 --> 01:14:43,792
- Yeah.
You know, I'm so...

1418
01:14:43,871 --> 01:14:45,669
I'm so glad it worked out
between you and Leonardo.

1419
01:14:45,748 --> 01:14:47,000
No, really,
'cause, you know,

1420
01:14:47,083 --> 01:14:48,255
I'm the one that
got you together.

1421
01:14:49,669 --> 01:14:52,218
- Yeah, I mean, he...
He's nice.

1422
01:14:53,506 --> 01:14:54,928
- "Sexy," I think,
you told Sally.

1423
01:14:56,926 --> 01:14:58,644
<i>Mmm... Mmm...</i>

1424
01:15:01,598 --> 01:15:05,523
Look, and this is the wine talking.

1425
01:15:06,978 --> 01:15:08,980
He's not the most
soulful character.

1426
01:15:09,063 --> 01:15:13,068
He's not, um...
He's not a sufferer.

1427
01:15:13,151 --> 01:15:16,030
- What's so great about suffering?
- Well, I just...

1428
01:15:16,112 --> 01:15:18,456
There's something
attractive about a man

1429
01:15:18,531 --> 01:15:20,704
who's sensitive
to the agonies of existence.

1430
01:15:25,038 --> 01:15:28,793
- God, you would be perfect
to play Miss Julie.

1431
01:15:28,875 --> 01:15:30,252
The Strindberg play.

1432
01:15:30,335 --> 01:15:32,133
- The Miss Julie tactic
I learned

1433
01:15:32,211 --> 01:15:34,179
from a friend of mine
who's a theater director.

1434
01:15:34,255 --> 01:15:35,507
Tell any actress
she'd be perfect

1435
01:15:35,590 --> 01:15:36,807
for the role
of Miss Julie,

1436
01:15:36,883 --> 01:15:37,975
and you can have
your way with her.

1437
01:15:38,051 --> 01:15:41,146
- I'm just so amazed
that you would say that.

1438
01:15:41,220 --> 01:15:45,020
I mean, Miss Julie is the role that
I was born to play.

1439
01:15:45,099 --> 01:15:46,271
She is me.

1440
01:15:47,477 --> 01:15:49,275
How could you know that?

1441
01:15:49,354 --> 01:15:52,574
- I have a kind of non sequitur question
to ask you now.

1442
01:15:53,733 --> 01:15:54,655
What?

1443
01:15:56,194 --> 01:15:57,696
- How would you feel
if I kissed you?

1444
01:16:00,865 --> 01:16:01,991
<i>Oh. Um...</i>

1445
01:16:03,951 --> 01:16:05,703
That is a non sequitur.

1446
01:16:05,787 --> 01:16:07,130
Oh, Little Miss Shocked.

1447
01:16:07,205 --> 01:16:08,331
Didn't you see that?

1448
01:16:08,414 --> 01:16:10,007
Two minutes ago,
she popped a Tic Tac.

1449
01:16:10,083 --> 01:16:11,960
What do you think that's about?
I'm serious.

1450
01:16:12,043 --> 01:16:14,091
I'm serious.
What would you think?

1451
01:16:16,297 --> 01:16:19,141
- I would think that you're
living with my best friend.

1452
01:16:19,217 --> 01:16:21,015
Yeah, this is true.

1453
01:16:21,094 --> 01:16:23,722
And yet
I can't stop myself.

1454
01:16:29,602 --> 01:16:30,854
Oh, that's not good.

1455
01:16:30,937 --> 01:16:32,530
- Wait, what,
you didn't like it?

1456
01:16:32,605 --> 01:16:35,324
- No, I liked it, and
that's what's not good.

1457
01:16:35,400 --> 01:16:36,868
And you,

1458
01:16:36,943 --> 01:16:39,116
will you ever
recover from it?

1459
01:16:39,195 --> 01:16:40,868
- I don't know.
She's perfect.

1460
01:16:40,947 --> 01:16:42,745
I mean, this is
too good to be true.

1461
01:16:42,865 --> 01:16:45,789
- If something is too good to be true,
you can bet it's not.

1462
01:16:47,870 --> 01:16:49,463
I have to have her.

1463
01:16:57,296 --> 01:16:59,799
- What are we going
to do about this?

1464
01:16:59,882 --> 01:17:02,135
- Were you acting?
Was this a performance?

1465
01:17:03,344 --> 01:17:05,767
- I can't do this to Sally
in her home.

1466
01:17:05,847 --> 01:17:06,939
- No, no, no,
it's okay, it's okay.

1467
01:17:07,014 --> 01:17:08,391
Trust me, she won't
be home for hours.

1468
01:17:08,474 --> 01:17:09,646
- No, I just mean I...
- What?

1469
01:17:11,936 --> 01:17:14,405
- I don't want to do it here.
For Christ's sakes,

1470
01:17:14,480 --> 01:17:16,027
what is all this
posturing about?

1471
01:17:16,107 --> 01:17:18,109
If you're going to screw
your best friend's boyfriend,

1472
01:17:18,192 --> 01:17:20,570
does it really matter
what the venue is?

1473
01:17:20,653 --> 01:17:22,451
- You will never
understand women.

1474
01:17:22,530 --> 01:17:23,998
That's been proven.

1475
01:17:24,073 --> 01:17:27,418
- This is not going to be some ongoing affair
behind Sally's back.

1476
01:17:27,493 --> 01:17:29,587
All right, this is one
rainy afternoon,

1477
01:17:29,662 --> 01:17:31,585
I'm a little bit drunk,

1478
01:17:31,664 --> 01:17:34,133
and yeah,
I'm turned on by you, but...

1479
01:17:35,877 --> 01:17:38,346
Just not here,
not in her home.

1480
01:17:38,421 --> 01:17:40,924
- Okay, look, the time for
debating is long past.

1481
01:17:41,007 --> 01:17:42,179
Let's go down
to the car.

1482
01:17:43,426 --> 01:17:44,643
Well, the car is different.

1483
01:17:44,719 --> 01:17:46,437
You can fuck me in the car.
I'm fine with that.

1484
01:17:55,646 --> 01:17:57,944
<i>Smile!</i>

1485
01:17:58,149 --> 01:18:00,823
<i>Is it true you're a couple?</i>

1486
01:18:03,321 --> 01:18:07,326
- She's my cousin, my cousin.
We happened to run into each other.

1487
01:18:07,492 --> 01:18:09,460
I have no statement to make.

1488
01:18:11,996 --> 01:18:14,340
- Is Leopoldo going to direct
your next picture?

1489
01:18:14,499 --> 01:18:16,593
We happened to run into each other.

1490
01:18:16,793 --> 01:18:18,261
I was waiting for my wife.

1491
01:18:18,419 --> 01:18:20,217
Marisa, run.

1492
01:18:20,379 --> 01:18:22,302
We were waiting for my wife.

1493
01:18:22,465 --> 01:18:25,309
Leave us alone. Enough already.
Leave us. Please.

1494
01:18:36,771 --> 01:18:39,240
Show some respect
for the procession.

1495
01:18:47,782 --> 01:18:50,376
Roberto, I can't take it.

1496
01:18:50,576 --> 01:18:54,046
Why me, Roberto?
What's going on?

1497
01:18:54,205 --> 01:18:56,879
Sir, you have to accept it.

1498
01:18:57,166 --> 01:19:00,090
You're a very famous man.

1499
01:19:00,461 --> 01:19:04,511
- But why? Look, these pills,
the bottle was full this morning.

1500
01:19:06,300 --> 01:19:08,473
But why am I famous?

1501
01:19:08,719 --> 01:19:12,349
You're famous for being famous.

1502
01:19:13,140 --> 01:19:15,188
But I didn't accomplish anything.

1503
01:19:16,602 --> 01:19:20,778
- You think everybody who's famous
deserves to be?

1504
01:19:21,357 --> 01:19:26,284
I don't know. Even you want my opinion.
Everyone wants my opinion.

1505
01:19:26,445 --> 01:19:30,450
I don't know!
My life has become a living hell.

1506
01:19:30,700 --> 01:19:35,331
A journalist asked me if God exists
I told her I didn't know.

1507
01:19:35,621 --> 01:19:39,592
She was upset. "Mr. Pisanello
doesn't know if God exists!"

1508
01:19:40,334 --> 01:19:42,712
Everyone wants answers.
"Pisanello, Pisanello!"

1509
01:19:43,087 --> 01:19:46,182
How do you scratch your head?
With the left of right hand?

1510
01:19:46,340 --> 01:19:49,219
With both. He scratches with both!
That's private business.

1511
01:19:49,385 --> 01:19:53,356
I scratch my head with the hand
I please, okay? It's private.

1512
01:19:54,599 --> 01:19:58,649
- From where I sit, sir,
I find it hard to sympathize.

1513
01:19:58,853 --> 01:20:04,075
To be a celebrity, the excitement,
the special privileges...

1514
01:20:04,317 --> 01:20:07,287
...adoring crowds
wanting your autograph...

1515
01:20:07,486 --> 01:20:09,488
...never having to wait in line.

1516
01:20:09,739 --> 01:20:11,833
The women adore me.

1517
01:20:12,074 --> 01:20:15,544
They kneel before me.
Pisanello, you are so handsome.

1518
01:20:15,786 --> 01:20:18,915
They want to go to bed with me
three and four at a time.

1519
01:20:19,081 --> 01:20:20,674
I have enough trouble
when we're two.

1520
01:20:20,917 --> 01:20:23,887
- The wife of a man
of your stature understands...

1521
01:20:24,045 --> 01:20:25,888
...she must share him with the public.

1522
01:20:26,172 --> 01:20:29,893
- I want my anonymity back,
no one interrupting me.

1523
01:20:32,386 --> 01:20:33,729
enough!

1524
01:20:33,888 --> 01:20:35,435
Roberto, take me home.

1525
01:20:36,432 --> 01:20:40,687
I will sue you for violation of privacy.
You have no heart.

1526
01:20:40,853 --> 01:20:42,571
Let's go. Take me home.

1527
01:20:43,481 --> 01:20:44,482
Bravo.

1528
01:20:44,565 --> 01:20:46,818
You were better than I thought.

1529
01:20:47,401 --> 01:20:50,450
<i>- Why are you so silent?
- I committed adultery.</i>

1530
01:20:51,405 --> 01:20:54,284
- Think of it as
part of your education.

1531
01:20:54,492 --> 01:20:57,837
- I never did any of those things before.
- Why not?

1532
01:20:57,995 --> 01:21:01,169
Because Milly would be shocked.

1533
01:21:01,499 --> 01:21:03,877
But with me you had no problem.

1534
01:21:04,043 --> 01:21:05,841
Why? Because I'm a whore?

1535
01:21:06,003 --> 01:21:09,507
- With you I was uninhibited.
But I feel so guilty.

1536
01:21:09,840 --> 01:21:12,719
Milly would never in a million years
commit adultery.

1537
01:21:12,885 --> 01:21:15,559
- Maybe she wouldn't mind you having
a learning experience.

1538
01:21:15,721 --> 01:21:19,146
- I can't do those things with Milly.
She's too saintly.

1539
01:21:19,308 --> 01:21:21,026
Yes I know, Madonna-like.

1540
01:21:21,394 --> 01:21:24,022
Except you're the prude, not Milly.

1541
01:21:24,188 --> 01:21:27,692
You were the virgin
at marriage, not her.

1542
01:21:34,198 --> 01:21:36,496
You like it?

1543
01:21:37,284 --> 01:21:39,161
This is beautiful.

1544
01:21:39,495 --> 01:21:43,216
- A drink?
- No, thank you. I don't dare.

1545
01:21:43,374 --> 01:21:45,001
Why not?

1546
01:21:48,087 --> 01:21:49,213
<i>Here.</i>

1547
01:21:50,589 --> 01:21:51,590
<i>Grazie.</i>

1548
01:21:53,759 --> 01:21:56,603
I love old songs from my childhood.

1549
01:21:56,846 --> 01:21:59,019
Very pretty.

1550
01:21:59,849 --> 01:22:01,726
And the old way of dancing.

1551
01:22:07,398 --> 01:22:09,116
You're very good.

1552
01:22:09,692 --> 01:22:11,365
What can I say.

1553
01:22:13,237 --> 01:22:14,204
Oh...

1554
01:22:14,989 --> 01:22:16,741
I thought you wanted to talk.

1555
01:22:16,907 --> 01:22:18,875
My weakness is nostalgia.

1556
01:22:19,076 --> 01:22:22,671
- Yes, there's something charming
about reminiscing.

1557
01:22:22,747 --> 01:22:26,251
- Did anyone ever tell you
you were beautiful?

1558
01:22:28,252 --> 01:22:32,382
- My husband, maybe once.
But never a movie actor.

1559
01:22:33,591 --> 01:22:35,969
- Please don't think of me
as a movie actor.

1560
01:22:36,135 --> 01:22:38,979
I'm an ordinary human being,
with the same feelings...

1561
01:22:39,138 --> 01:22:41,937
...the same vulnerabilities
and desires.

1562
01:22:42,475 --> 01:22:43,351
<i>Scusa mi, scusa mi.</i>

1563
01:22:43,684 --> 01:22:48,531
But when I see you kiss
those beautiful actresses you seem...

1564
01:22:48,898 --> 01:22:52,152
...how shall I say...
larger than life.

1565
01:22:52,526 --> 01:22:56,281
- A movie kiss, what is it?
All pretend.

1566
01:22:59,366 --> 01:23:04,668
- I always wondered what it must be like
to be kissed by Luca Salta.

1567
01:23:07,833 --> 01:23:09,460
Now you know.

1568
01:23:11,128 --> 01:23:13,631
- It was amazing.
- Only amazing?

1569
01:23:13,881 --> 01:23:17,306
- More than amazing.
- Wait till you experience the rest.

1570
01:23:17,551 --> 01:23:20,646
- The rest?
- We must, I can't turn back now.

1571
01:23:21,263 --> 01:23:23,561
You're far too enchanting.

1572
01:23:23,974 --> 01:23:25,726
No, no.

1573
01:23:26,102 --> 01:23:29,072
- My goodness, what a dilemma.
- I see no dilemma.

1574
01:23:29,230 --> 01:23:30,732
Of course it is.

1575
01:23:31,148 --> 01:23:35,870
I'm so tempted to make love to you,
so I can tell my grandchildren.

1576
01:23:36,070 --> 01:23:37,117
Relax.

1577
01:23:37,279 --> 01:23:40,624
<i>- On the other hand it is adultery.
- Let's not get into semantics.</i>

1578
01:23:43,494 --> 01:23:45,542
I want you.

1579
01:23:45,704 --> 01:23:47,422
Oh, my goodness.

1580
01:23:47,832 --> 01:23:49,334
I don't know what to do.

1581
01:23:51,418 --> 01:23:55,798
I love Antonio, my husband.
But I am so curious.

1582
01:23:55,965 --> 01:24:00,141
- Listen, life is short. And some
moments are written in the stars.

1583
01:24:00,302 --> 01:24:01,975
- This is one of them.
- Yes.

1584
01:24:02,138 --> 01:24:04,391
No, wait, wait.

1585
01:24:05,975 --> 01:24:08,945
I have to go to the bathroom.
Don't move.

1586
01:24:09,854 --> 01:24:12,152
Don't leave, okay?

1587
01:24:32,835 --> 01:24:34,052
What?

1588
01:24:35,045 --> 01:24:37,093
I swore I wouldn't do this.

1589
01:24:37,173 --> 01:24:38,846
- I know, I know, I know.
Me neither.

1590
01:24:38,924 --> 01:24:40,676
I have to tell Sally.

1591
01:24:42,261 --> 01:24:44,184
- But you said your relationship
was winding down.

1592
01:24:44,263 --> 01:24:45,435
I mean, this cannot be
because of me.

1593
01:24:45,514 --> 01:24:46,561
No, no, don't say that.

1594
01:24:46,640 --> 01:24:47,607
No, no, it is, it is.

1595
01:24:47,725 --> 01:24:49,352
It's wound down.

1596
01:24:52,396 --> 01:24:53,363
<i>' I...</i>

1597
01:24:55,274 --> 01:24:57,697
I had fantasies yesterday
of us being together.

1598
01:24:57,776 --> 01:24:58,777
Really?

1599
01:25:00,279 --> 01:25:02,122
Exploring Italy

1600
01:25:03,407 --> 01:25:06,160
and looking at all
the great architecture

1601
01:25:06,243 --> 01:25:08,462
of Milan and Venice
and Naples.

1602
01:25:11,123 --> 01:25:12,716
You could teach me.

1603
01:25:12,791 --> 01:25:14,384
I'm a good teacher.

1604
01:25:15,878 --> 01:25:17,346
We could stay

1605
01:25:18,589 --> 01:25:20,011
in little towns

1606
01:25:21,717 --> 01:25:24,846
at bed and breakfasts.

1607
01:25:24,929 --> 01:25:29,025
- Since Sally is taking
her exams next week at the university,

1608
01:25:29,099 --> 01:25:30,442
I just don't want to break this
to her before then.

1609
01:25:30,517 --> 01:25:31,643
No, of course.

1610
01:25:31,727 --> 01:25:33,354
- Yeah, but right after.
Right after.

1611
01:25:34,396 --> 01:25:35,818
I love you.

1612
01:25:46,909 --> 01:25:50,129
You are the greatest, the greatest.

1613
01:25:58,337 --> 01:26:01,011
- Who's that man?
He looks even more interesting.

1614
01:26:06,262 --> 01:26:07,980
- We're here on the street
with Aldo Romano.

1615
01:26:08,138 --> 01:26:09,981
If I'm not mistaken,
you drive a bus.

1616
01:26:10,182 --> 01:26:11,604
- What's going on?
I don't understand.

1617
01:26:11,767 --> 01:26:12,689
What do you want from me?

1618
01:26:12,851 --> 01:26:15,024
- Is it true you are bringing
your laundry in to have it cleaned?

1619
01:26:15,187 --> 01:26:16,234
Yes, but what do you want?

1620
01:26:16,397 --> 01:26:18,866
- Do you use starch?
- No, I don't like starch.

1621
01:26:19,316 --> 01:26:21,410
Is that a stain on your jacket?

1622
01:26:21,568 --> 01:26:22,694
It's marinara.

1623
01:26:22,861 --> 01:26:24,829
Can you tell us how you got it?

1624
01:26:24,989 --> 01:26:29,460
- I was eating a plate of rigatoni.
I lifted my fork and the sauce fell.

1625
01:26:29,743 --> 01:26:32,041
Why do you care?
I don't understand.

1626
01:26:46,302 --> 01:26:48,555
Gabriele! Camilla! Sofia!

1627
01:26:49,430 --> 01:26:50,807
Hi, Dad!

1628
01:26:50,973 --> 01:26:52,395
Easy there.

1629
01:26:52,558 --> 01:26:54,811
The curse is lifted.

1630
01:26:55,019 --> 01:26:57,772
We're back to normal.
I'm so happy.

1631
01:26:58,105 --> 01:27:01,200
- A man named Aldo Romano
is in all the papers.

1632
01:27:01,358 --> 01:27:04,202
Let's celebrate with a pizza.

1633
01:27:04,903 --> 01:27:06,280
My treat!

1634
01:27:06,905 --> 01:27:09,328
- Who is the new star?
- Aldo Romano.

1635
01:27:12,077 --> 01:27:13,499
I think I did really well
on the exams.

1636
01:27:13,579 --> 01:27:15,502
- Of course you did.
- Yeah, you sailed through it

1637
01:27:15,581 --> 01:27:16,707
because you studied
hard enough.

1638
01:27:16,832 --> 01:27:18,004
I worked hard.

1639
01:27:18,083 --> 01:27:19,630
- Yeah, you did.
She doubts herself for no reason.

1640
01:27:19,710 --> 01:27:20,802
I don't know why.

1641
01:27:20,878 --> 01:27:22,175
- Do you guys
want something else?

1642
01:27:22,254 --> 01:27:23,756
- Uh, sure.
- No.

1643
01:27:23,839 --> 01:27:25,261
- No.
- Oh. Oh, okay.

1644
01:27:25,341 --> 01:27:26,763
All right, well...

1645
01:27:27,718 --> 01:27:28,640
okay.

1646
01:27:32,139 --> 01:27:34,233
You see how confident she is?

1647
01:27:34,308 --> 01:27:36,231
So, I'm gonna
take her to dinner,

1648
01:27:36,310 --> 01:27:37,232
and I'm gonna
tell her tonight.

1649
01:27:37,311 --> 01:27:38,483
Okay, are you sure?

1650
01:27:38,562 --> 01:27:39,529
- Yeah, yeah,
of course, of course.

1651
01:27:39,605 --> 01:27:41,323
In fact, I planned out
an amazing trip for us.

1652
01:27:41,398 --> 01:27:42,365
Believe it or not,
I've never been

1653
01:27:42,441 --> 01:27:43,533
to the Acropolis
or the Parthenon.

1654
01:27:43,609 --> 01:27:45,282
Oh, can we go to Sicily?

1655
01:27:45,361 --> 01:27:46,362
- Yeah, of course...
You know what, actually,

1656
01:27:46,445 --> 01:27:47,492
we could, we could
hire a sailboat

1657
01:27:47,571 --> 01:27:48,538
and go around the boot,
if you want to.

1658
01:27:48,614 --> 01:27:49,866
- I've always seen
pictures of Palermo.

1659
01:27:49,948 --> 01:27:51,040
I just think
it is so romantic.

1660
01:27:51,116 --> 01:27:52,083
- Yeah, well,
you can see pictures,

1661
01:27:52,159 --> 01:27:53,502
but nothing is like being
there in the real place...

1662
01:27:55,954 --> 01:27:57,581
Do you want to...
Yeah, sure, no problem.

1663
01:27:58,374 --> 01:27:59,375
Hello?

1664
01:28:00,084 --> 01:28:01,427
<i>No, I... Hello?</i>

1665
01:28:02,795 --> 01:28:04,422
I'm gonna see if I can...
Sure, okay.

1666
01:28:04,505 --> 01:28:05,506
Hello?

1667
01:28:10,302 --> 01:28:11,519
It's sad.

1668
01:28:12,137 --> 01:28:13,764
What is?

1669
01:28:13,847 --> 01:28:16,020
- That you're in love
with Monica.

1670
01:28:16,100 --> 01:28:18,398
- There's just
something about her.

1671
01:28:18,477 --> 01:28:20,605
- You know that Sally's
in love with you, right? - I know.

1672
01:28:21,647 --> 01:28:22,819
- And your common sense
tells you

1673
01:28:22,898 --> 01:28:24,900
that Sally is the much more
sensible choice.

1674
01:28:24,983 --> 01:28:26,326
Yeah, I know...

1675
01:28:26,402 --> 01:28:29,531
I know all of that, and
yet I can't explain it.

1676
01:28:30,489 --> 01:28:31,786
I understand.

1677
01:28:32,699 --> 01:28:33,746
- Guess what.
What?

1678
01:28:33,826 --> 01:28:35,499
I got a part.
- A part?

1679
01:28:35,577 --> 01:28:37,796
- A good part.
In a movie.

1680
01:28:37,871 --> 01:28:40,124
It's high-budget.
It shoots in Los Angeles and Tokyo.

1681
01:28:40,207 --> 01:28:41,584
Wait, where?

1682
01:28:41,667 --> 01:28:43,010
I have to leave tonight.

1683
01:28:43,085 --> 01:28:45,087
- What was that about
a sailboat in Sicily?

1684
01:28:45,170 --> 01:28:47,343
- They need me for,
like, five months.

1685
01:28:47,423 --> 01:28:48,470
Five months in Japan?

1686
01:28:48,590 --> 01:28:51,264
- One month in Los Angeles,
four in Japan.

1687
01:28:51,343 --> 01:28:53,220
I mean, assuming
it all goes on time.

1688
01:28:53,303 --> 01:28:55,351
Oh, I cannot wait to go.

1689
01:28:55,431 --> 01:28:57,229
I mean, it is, like,
my dream in life

1690
01:28:57,307 --> 01:28:59,184
to spend time in the Far East.

1691
01:28:59,268 --> 01:29:01,111
- That's your dream?
- Who's in it?

1692
01:29:01,186 --> 01:29:04,110
- Justin Brill,
Ricardo Ramirez.

1693
01:29:04,231 --> 01:29:06,108
<i>- Ricardo Ramirez,
he's a very attractive man.</i>

1694
01:29:06,191 --> 01:29:07,989
- And I worked with
Justin Brill before, like,

1695
01:29:08,068 --> 01:29:09,240
when he was married
to Rebecca Wright,

1696
01:29:09,319 --> 01:29:12,789
and he had this big,
mad crush on me.

1697
01:29:12,865 --> 01:29:13,991
Well, he's available now.

1698
01:29:14,074 --> 01:29:16,998
- This is so exciting.
I can't wait

1699
01:29:17,077 --> 01:29:20,081
to get back to Los Angeles,
see my acting coach...

1700
01:29:20,164 --> 01:29:23,043
I mean, no matter what it's like to visit a
place, there's nothing like home.

1701
01:29:23,125 --> 01:29:24,251
Who's directing?

1702
01:29:24,334 --> 01:29:25,460
Mark Strombel.

1703
01:29:25,544 --> 01:29:27,262
I adore him.

1704
01:29:27,337 --> 01:29:29,431
I adore his work.
And you know what,

1705
01:29:29,506 --> 01:29:30,974
he's, like,
the only director

1706
01:29:31,049 --> 01:29:33,848
that I would trust to direct the nude
scenes that I have to do.

1707
01:29:33,927 --> 01:29:35,770
And although I hear
he does a lot of drugs,

1708
01:29:35,846 --> 01:29:38,645
somehow that burnt-out look
is just so...

1709
01:29:39,433 --> 01:29:41,276
It's just so sexy on him.

1710
01:29:43,395 --> 01:29:45,523
I have to lose some weight.

1711
01:29:45,606 --> 01:29:47,825
I mean, the, the writer
saw me on that TV thing.

1712
01:29:47,900 --> 01:29:52,246
He just... He flipped out
over my quality.

1713
01:29:52,321 --> 01:29:54,449
Like, five pounds or so...
I'll just start running again.

1714
01:29:54,531 --> 01:29:56,158
I'll start running again.

1715
01:29:56,241 --> 01:30:00,166
This part is such
a great showcase for me.

1716
01:30:00,245 --> 01:30:01,997
I just hope
I can bring my dog.

1717
01:30:02,080 --> 01:30:03,081
I hope it's not
like London,

1718
01:30:03,165 --> 01:30:04,883
where it's so hard
to bring a pet.

1719
01:30:05,751 --> 01:30:07,594
Stay calm, Milly, stay calm.

1720
01:30:07,836 --> 01:30:11,136
Better to sleep with him
and regret it...

1721
01:30:11,507 --> 01:30:14,135
...than not sleep with him
and regret it.

1722
01:30:15,135 --> 01:30:16,512
What do I do?

1723
01:30:17,930 --> 01:30:20,399
Better to sleep with him.

1724
01:30:20,974 --> 01:30:23,352
Absolutely better
to sleep with him.

1725
01:30:28,106 --> 01:30:29,949
Yes, better to sleep with him.

1726
01:30:30,108 --> 01:30:31,325
Be quiet.

1727
01:30:31,693 --> 01:30:34,071
Quiet or I'll kill you.

1728
01:30:35,781 --> 01:30:38,409
Now, open the door.
You understand?

1729
01:30:38,742 --> 01:30:40,961
Let's go. March.

1730
01:30:43,747 --> 01:30:47,342
- Are you ready, my love?
- Keep your mouth shut.

1731
01:30:47,543 --> 01:30:52,265
Do what I say and you won't be hurt
You understand? - Si. Si, si.

1732
01:30:52,339 --> 01:30:55,138
- Give me your wallet
and all your jewelry. Hurry!

1733
01:30:55,300 --> 01:30:57,519
Don't you know who I am?

1734
01:30:57,678 --> 01:31:00,352
No and I don't care. Hurry up.

1735
01:31:02,057 --> 01:31:03,980
You keep quiet and don't cry.

1736
01:31:04,142 --> 01:31:06,019
Hand over everything.

1737
01:31:07,980 --> 01:31:09,778
It won't come off.

1738
01:31:09,982 --> 01:31:11,325
Your watch.

1739
01:31:12,442 --> 01:31:14,160
The watch, shut up.

1740
01:31:14,236 --> 01:31:15,408
<i>Open up!</i>

1741
01:31:15,487 --> 01:31:18,240
<i>Open up! House detective!</i>

1742
01:31:20,284 --> 01:31:23,834
<i>Open up Luca. I know you're in there!</i>

1743
01:31:24,204 --> 01:31:26,957
- My wife!
- She probably had me followed!

1744
01:31:27,124 --> 01:31:30,879
<i>- You said you were separated.
- Oh god, the alimony! I'm finished!</i>

1745
01:31:31,044 --> 01:31:33,843
- I'll be in the newspapers
as the other woman!

1746
01:31:34,006 --> 01:31:36,225
I'm finished. I've lost everything.

1747
01:31:37,175 --> 01:31:39,394
Listen, I got an idea.

1748
01:31:39,720 --> 01:31:42,849
We do this...
you go into the bathroom.

1749
01:31:43,015 --> 01:31:45,063
Hide in the shower.

1750
01:31:45,225 --> 01:31:48,525
Go. Close the door.

1751
01:31:48,687 --> 01:31:50,405
Get in there.

1752
01:31:51,565 --> 01:31:52,817
Come with me.

1753
01:31:54,776 --> 01:31:56,699
<i>Open up!</i>

1754
01:31:58,322 --> 01:32:00,575
This man has a lot to explain.

1755
01:32:00,824 --> 01:32:02,826
There, in the bed!

1756
01:32:02,993 --> 01:32:05,917
- Did you not hear us knocking?
- What's going on?

1757
01:32:06,079 --> 01:32:08,832
<i>- Have you gone mad?
- Didn't you hear us?</i>

1758
01:32:08,999 --> 01:32:11,422
What am I going to hear?
I'm here with my girlfriend.

1759
01:32:11,585 --> 01:32:13,132
You come barging in
at a delicate moment.

1760
01:32:13,295 --> 01:32:16,344
- You're not this woman's husband?
- Husband? I don't know her.

1761
01:32:16,506 --> 01:32:19,100
- You told us he was your husband.
- Are you crazy?

1762
01:32:19,259 --> 01:32:22,229
I'll sue this hotel
for barging in here without knocking.

1763
01:32:22,387 --> 01:32:24,481
Pardon, sir, pardon.

1764
01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:27,359
- How could you?
- What's going on here?

1765
01:32:29,811 --> 01:32:31,563
Everyone out.

1766
01:32:33,899 --> 01:32:35,742
This isn't my fault.

1767
01:32:35,901 --> 01:32:37,949
Madam, please!

1768
01:32:38,570 --> 01:32:40,163
Pardon us.

1769
01:32:40,614 --> 01:32:43,709
- You'll hear from my lawyers!
- Pardon us.

1770
01:32:43,950 --> 01:32:47,045
- We'll get him.
- Madam, please. Thank you.

1771
01:32:48,288 --> 01:32:50,290
- This wasn't supposed
to end like this.

1772
01:32:51,500 --> 01:32:53,423
Madam, after you.

1773
01:33:00,092 --> 01:33:02,766
Oh thank you, thank you!

1774
01:33:03,345 --> 01:33:05,939
- You're welcome.
- I'll leave now.

1775
01:33:06,390 --> 01:33:10,111
Here take my watch, my ring.

1776
01:33:10,727 --> 01:33:12,104
It's all yours.

1777
01:33:12,270 --> 01:33:14,489
- Thank you, really.
- Thank you.

1778
01:33:15,899 --> 01:33:17,492
Bye, thank you.

1779
01:33:18,443 --> 01:33:21,287
I can't believe this.

1780
01:33:24,533 --> 01:33:28,458
- I don't blame him,
you're really very pretty.

1781
01:33:29,955 --> 01:33:31,172
Excuse me?

1782
01:33:31,581 --> 01:33:33,834
I said, you're pretty.

1783
01:33:34,167 --> 01:33:35,544
Thank you.

1784
01:33:38,630 --> 01:33:40,974
Are you a real burglar?

1785
01:33:41,383 --> 01:33:46,105
- Yes I am.
You could say I specialize in hotels.

1786
01:33:46,680 --> 01:33:50,310
But I do break-ins and holdups.
- Really?

1787
01:33:50,392 --> 01:33:51,735
- Mmm-hmm.
- Huh.

1788
01:33:52,519 --> 01:33:54,271
How exciting.

1789
01:33:55,188 --> 01:33:56,940
You're exciting.

1790
01:34:00,986 --> 01:34:04,616
I've never made love
with a criminal.

1791
01:34:04,906 --> 01:34:07,625
My husband
is a respectable businessman.

1792
01:34:07,784 --> 01:34:09,582
- Is that so?
- Yes.

1793
01:34:10,454 --> 01:34:12,331
Well, how do I say this?

1794
01:34:12,497 --> 01:34:14,750
Opportunity makes a thief.

1795
01:34:15,041 --> 01:34:17,009
Here's your chance.

1796
01:34:18,378 --> 01:34:19,550
You're right.

1797
01:34:19,755 --> 01:34:22,053
We're alone in a hotel room.

1798
01:34:22,424 --> 01:34:25,644
- Exactly. We're in bed.
You're in your slip.

1799
01:34:27,763 --> 01:34:29,561
- So?
- So...

1800
01:34:46,490 --> 01:34:48,788
I guess I'll never
hear from Monica again.

1801
01:34:48,867 --> 01:34:51,336
- Yes, but you can read about her
in the gossip column,

1802
01:34:51,411 --> 01:34:54,961
dating Justin Brill, vacationing in
his Aspen lodge.

1803
01:34:56,082 --> 01:34:57,880
Consider yourself lucky.

1804
01:34:57,959 --> 01:34:59,427
You saved your
own life there.

1805
01:34:59,503 --> 01:35:02,632
A year with her, she would've had you
free fall parachuting

1806
01:35:02,714 --> 01:35:04,466
and adopting
Burmese orphans.

1807
01:35:05,759 --> 01:35:07,636
Well, with age comes wisdom.

1808
01:35:07,719 --> 01:35:09,266
With age comes exhaustion.

1809
01:35:10,472 --> 01:35:13,225
- Look, here's where
we first met. - Yeah.

1810
01:35:13,350 --> 01:35:15,068
I should be getting back
to the Excelsior.

1811
01:35:15,143 --> 01:35:17,692
- Oh, it's a nice hotel.
You're obviously doing well.

1812
01:35:17,771 --> 01:35:19,489
- There's a lot of dough
in shopping malls.

1813
01:35:21,233 --> 01:35:23,577
You've sold out.

1814
01:35:23,652 --> 01:35:26,280
- Well, as a foolish man
once said, stuff happens.

1815
01:35:28,698 --> 01:35:29,915
- I'll leave you here.
- Yes.

1816
01:35:30,951 --> 01:35:32,203
Goodbye.

1817
01:35:53,306 --> 01:35:55,058
This is nice.

1818
01:35:58,812 --> 01:36:01,315
There's a movie premiere tonight.

1819
01:36:01,731 --> 01:36:04,860
We can just go with no fuss
and enjoy the picture.

1820
01:36:05,026 --> 01:36:08,405
We don't have to pose for photos.

1821
01:36:11,491 --> 01:36:13,994
We weren't invited.

1822
01:36:14,578 --> 01:36:15,454
Ah.

1823
01:36:15,996 --> 01:36:19,045
Well, we can stay home
and watch it on television.

1824
01:36:19,207 --> 01:36:23,087
And I don't have to share you
with beautiful models and actresses...

1825
01:36:23,295 --> 01:36:25,514
...and sexy secretaries.

1826
01:36:26,798 --> 01:36:30,223
' Hell! Hey! Hey!

1827
01:36:31,553 --> 01:36:34,272
I'm Leopoldo Pisanello.

1828
01:36:34,514 --> 01:36:37,313
Miss, this morning for breakfast...

1829
01:36:37,475 --> 01:36:40,695
...I had toast with butter and jam.

1830
01:36:40,812 --> 01:36:45,409
Then I shaved and used a cream
I prefer a cream to a gel.

1831
01:36:48,361 --> 01:36:50,409
I'm Leopoldo Pisanello.

1832
01:36:50,572 --> 01:36:53,451
- Hi. Want my autograph?
- No, I'm in a hurry.

1833
01:36:53,992 --> 01:36:56,165
- You want it?
- I don't know you!

1834
01:36:59,456 --> 01:37:01,834
I wear boxer shorts.

1835
01:37:02,417 --> 01:37:05,170
Do you want to see my boxers?

1836
01:37:05,629 --> 01:37:10,135
See, I wear boxer shorts.
White and loose.

1837
01:37:12,802 --> 01:37:15,476
Miss, I am Leopoldo Pisanello.

1838
01:37:16,514 --> 01:37:18,687
Looks like rain. I got a trim.

1839
01:37:19,351 --> 01:37:22,855
She's my wife.
Miss, there's a run in her stocking.

1840
01:37:24,564 --> 01:37:26,783
It's trendy. Runs are trendy.

1841
01:37:28,735 --> 01:37:30,829
You want to see me on one foot?

1842
01:37:31,446 --> 01:37:33,494
Look, Pisanello on one foot!

1843
01:37:33,782 --> 01:37:35,625
It's a great scoop!

1844
01:37:35,784 --> 01:37:37,957
I had breakfast this morning.

1845
01:37:44,918 --> 01:37:47,046
Excuse me, I recognize you.

1846
01:37:47,754 --> 01:37:50,678
Yes, I know that face.
Didn't you used to be...

1847
01:37:51,174 --> 01:37:53,347
<i>- I'm Leopoldo Pisanello.
- Yes, that's right.</i>

1848
01:37:53,718 --> 01:37:57,313
- Do you want my autograph?
- Sure, if you insist. Here.

1849
01:37:58,264 --> 01:38:00,608
Here's my autograph.

1850
01:38:00,767 --> 01:38:03,111
I am Leopoldo Pisanello. Remember.

1851
01:38:03,269 --> 01:38:05,363
- Thank you.
- That's me. Thank you.

1852
01:38:05,730 --> 01:38:08,404
- You see.
- Yes. Let's go home.

1853
01:38:08,650 --> 01:38:11,244
The kids are there. I'm there.

1854
01:38:11,403 --> 01:38:13,076
Here. Yes!

1855
01:38:13,238 --> 01:38:15,366
He'll remember me, Sofia.

1856
01:38:15,699 --> 01:38:19,169
This man was once my chauffeur.

1857
01:38:19,327 --> 01:38:20,624
- Right?
- Yes.

1858
01:38:21,287 --> 01:38:22,960
I told you, sir...

1859
01:38:23,331 --> 01:38:27,381
...life can be very cruel
and unsatisfying...

1860
01:38:27,544 --> 01:38:31,299
...whether you're a celebrity
or poor and unknown.

1861
01:38:31,756 --> 01:38:34,600
But of the two,
to be a celebrity...

1862
01:38:34,926 --> 01:38:37,600
...is definitely better.

1863
01:38:38,471 --> 01:38:41,975
- Good bye.
- Good bye. Thank you.

1864
01:38:43,768 --> 01:38:45,441
Come, let's go.

1865
01:38:46,771 --> 01:38:49,650
- Did you hear what he said?
- Yes, I heard.

1866
01:38:50,525 --> 01:38:51,902
I heard.

1867
01:39:00,869 --> 01:39:03,247
Milly? Milly?

1868
01:39:05,999 --> 01:39:08,627
There you are. I was so worried.

1869
01:39:09,002 --> 01:39:13,223
- What happened to you?
- When I came back you were gone.

1870
01:39:13,381 --> 01:39:16,555
I lost my phone. I got lost.

1871
01:39:16,718 --> 01:39:18,470
What happened to you?

1872
01:39:18,636 --> 01:39:21,389
- My uncles,
they had every moment planned.

1873
01:39:21,556 --> 01:39:23,274
Did it go well?

1874
01:39:24,017 --> 01:39:25,314
We're going home.

1875
01:39:25,643 --> 01:39:28,112
- Home where?
- Back to Pordenone.

1876
01:39:28,271 --> 01:39:29,864
But we've just arrived.

1877
01:39:30,023 --> 01:39:34,950
- I had my full dose of my uncles
and aunts and all their phony friends.

1878
01:39:35,153 --> 01:39:37,827
I don't want the job.
I want my old job back.

1879
01:39:37,989 --> 01:39:41,084
We'll never get rich,
but we'll have a better life.

1880
01:39:41,367 --> 01:39:44,712
You loved teaching at the school.
- Yes, but...

1881
01:39:44,954 --> 01:39:46,422
But nothing!

1882
01:39:46,956 --> 01:39:49,550
We'll go home. We'll have a...

1883
01:39:50,502 --> 01:39:53,551
...a better life, with children.

1884
01:39:57,842 --> 01:40:02,723
And maybe...
I'll even have time to paint a little.

1885
01:40:07,393 --> 01:40:08,565
Okay.

1886
01:40:08,978 --> 01:40:10,730
What a surprise.

1887
01:40:11,648 --> 01:40:14,492
I don't know what to say.
- Say nothing.

1888
01:40:14,943 --> 01:40:16,490
Let's make love.

1889
01:40:16,653 --> 01:40:19,327
- Make love?
- Before we leave, to celebrate.

1890
01:40:19,405 --> 01:40:20,201
Oh.

1891
01:40:20,281 --> 01:40:23,000
<i>- It'll be my turn
to teach you about the stars.</i>

1892
01:40:25,829 --> 01:40:28,378
And don't be surprised
if I shock you.

1893
01:40:29,582 --> 01:40:31,175
Shock me.

1894
01:44:17,935 --> 01:44:19,812
Dad, the critic says
you were wonderful.

1895
01:44:19,896 --> 01:44:21,443
"A voice from
the golden era. "

1896
01:44:21,522 --> 01:44:23,024
That is so great.

1897
01:44:23,107 --> 01:44:24,359
I can't believe it.

1898
01:44:24,442 --> 01:44:26,410
Eh, but no more
for me, eh?

1899
01:44:26,486 --> 01:44:28,284
Oh...
I prove myself enough.

1900
01:44:30,114 --> 01:44:32,412
Mamma don't fly,
I don't tour.

1901
01:44:32,492 --> 01:44:34,210
My life is fulfilled.

1902
01:44:34,285 --> 01:44:35,502
I have a great family.

1903
01:44:35,578 --> 01:44:39,253
I stay home, I relax,
I bury people, I'm happy.

1904
01:44:40,458 --> 01:44:42,176
No, no, no, no, no.

1905
01:44:42,251 --> 01:44:43,924
- Tonight, I owe
everybody an apology.

1906
01:44:44,003 --> 01:44:46,301
- We should get to the Spanish Steps soon
for Max's cocktail party.

1907
01:44:47,256 --> 01:44:48,803
- We're late?
- No, no.

1908
01:44:48,925 --> 01:44:50,177
- I mean, he's an old friend
of my father.

1909
01:44:50,259 --> 01:44:51,351
He's not gonna mind
if we're a bit late.

1910
01:44:51,427 --> 01:44:52,724
But we should go soon.
- All right.

1911
01:44:52,804 --> 01:44:54,602
Do you forgive me?

1912
01:44:54,680 --> 01:44:57,604
- I'm so happy
for your husband.

1913
01:44:57,683 --> 01:44:59,731
And as for you, how could I
not forgive you?

1914
01:44:59,811 --> 01:45:01,529
I love you.

1915
01:45:01,604 --> 01:45:03,231
"Another Caruso.

1916
01:45:03,314 --> 01:45:05,066
"And in difficult
conditions. "

1917
01:45:05,149 --> 01:45:07,743
- Oh, goodness, they weren't very kind
to my father, were they?

1918
01:45:07,819 --> 01:45:08,911
<i>Uh...</i>

1919
01:45:08,986 --> 01:45:10,533
Ooh, I think it's better
you don't hear that.

1920
01:45:10,613 --> 01:45:12,115
No, no, I can take it.

1921
01:45:12,198 --> 01:45:13,575
Just don't tell my dad.

1922
01:45:13,658 --> 01:45:15,752
Thankfully, he doesn't
understand a word of Italian.

1923
01:45:15,827 --> 01:45:20,549
- All right, um, "Except from Mr. Santoli's
magnificent voice... "

1924
01:45:20,623 --> 01:45:22,091
<i>Magnifico!</i>

1925
01:45:24,419 --> 01:45:26,342
"... whoever imbecile... "

1926
01:45:26,462 --> 01:45:27,714
imbecile?

1927
01:45:27,797 --> 01:45:29,265
Yeah, imbecile.

1928
01:45:29,340 --> 01:45:34,312
- "... whoever imbecile conceived this, um,
moronic experience

1929
01:45:34,387 --> 01:45:37,732
"should be taken
out and beheaded. "

1930
01:45:37,807 --> 01:45:41,277
- Oh. - Oh, well.
He's gotten worse.

1931
01:45:41,352 --> 01:45:43,946
This has to be the most beautiful terrace
in all of Rome.

1932
01:45:44,021 --> 01:45:46,774
- Yeah. For my wife and I, it's a privilege
to live up here.

1933
01:45:46,858 --> 01:45:49,953
- Oh, yeah. I mean, the Spanish Steps right
there, the people watching.

1934
01:45:50,027 --> 01:45:52,121
- Phyllis, the reviews
were so great.

1935
01:45:52,196 --> 01:45:55,200
I mean,
the press called me, um...

1936
01:45:55,283 --> 01:45:56,785
Not, not... What was
the word they used?

1937
01:45:56,868 --> 01:46:00,543
Not a maestro, but a,
um... An "imbechile. "

1938
01:46:00,621 --> 01:46:02,589
What does it mean?

1939
01:46:02,665 --> 01:46:04,008
- Means you're ahead
of your time.

1940
01:46:04,083 --> 01:46:07,178
- Your mother, I'm happy to say,
lucky woman,

1941
01:46:07,253 --> 01:46:08,800
married an "imbechile. "

1942
01:46:08,880 --> 01:46:11,099
- So I toast to
my future father-in-law.

1943
01:46:11,174 --> 01:46:13,472
- Ah. Well,
good luck to you guys.

1944
01:46:13,551 --> 01:46:14,518
- Honey, let's go
see the piazza.

1945
01:46:14,594 --> 01:46:16,972
- Yes. Yeah.
- Gotta click, 'cause...

1946
01:46:17,054 --> 01:46:18,772
- So glad to see them.
They make a lovely couple.

1947
01:46:20,725 --> 01:46:22,398
- Wow.
- Oh.

1948
01:46:22,477 --> 01:46:23,820
This city is
unbelievable.

1949
01:46:25,229 --> 01:46:26,526
Think we should
get married

1950
01:46:26,606 --> 01:46:28,153
right in front of
the fountain there.

1951
01:46:28,232 --> 01:46:29,734
Anything you want.

1952
01:46:30,818 --> 01:46:32,536
- Oh, I could
stand here all night,

1953
01:46:32,612 --> 01:46:33,909
it's so beautiful.

1954
01:47:09,440 --> 01:47:11,989
It's me that knows
Rome the best,

1955
01:47:12,068 --> 01:47:14,287
not a traffic policeman
or anyone.

1956
01:47:14,946 --> 01:47:17,825
I see all from here.

1957
01:47:17,907 --> 01:47:20,786
The Romans, the students,

1958
01:47:20,868 --> 01:47:23,212
the lovers
on the Spanish Steps.

1959
01:47:24,956 --> 01:47:28,460
There are many stories,
next time you come.